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..from Sky News. OK, so the words funny and rape are uneasy bedfellows, but I saw this yesterday and the part that raised a hearty guffaw was when I read where the perpetrator hailed from... 10:17am UK, Wednesday June 03, 2009 A 20-year-old man has allegedly raped a young woman while she was unconscious and streamed it live on the internet. Johnathon Richard Hock is accused of the rape Police became aware of the video when the woman, also aged 20, walked into a station and said she had been sexually assaulted a week before. The woman said her friends had told her about a video on a website which showed her having sex with a man. In the video, the woman appears to be unconscious. She told police she knew her attacker but they had only recently met. Johnathon Richard Hock from Surprise, Arizona, turned himself in and has been jailed without bail, charged on suspicion of kidnapping, sexual assualt and surreptitious photographing. Police said the young woman told them the video showed her attacker laughing and making comments while the act took place. Detective Karen Allbright added: "She said (Hock) made comments about how the victim would never know what was happening to her because she was 'passed out'." Rape was shown live online Phoenix police claim Hock and the woman were drinking on February 25 when she decided to go to bed about midnight. At 5am the next morning Hock apparently went into her bedroom and set up a laptop with a built-in camera. He signed onto the website and proceeded to rape her, while she slept through the 30-minute episode, the statement said. Although the incident took place earlier this year police have only recently got hold of an incomplete version of the video. Authorities had been alerted to it by the website's users. While there have been many cases of young people recording their crimes and posting them on the internet this case may be the first of its kind, said Parry Aftab, executive director of WiredSafety.org. "It’s the first livestream of an actual rape that I’m aware of," Aftab told the East Valley Tribune. The website where the video had been posted eventually provided police with a copy. heh heh - " where ahhh come frum it's called Surprise sex"

Curtosey of Shaun Lock "How do you stop a dog humping your leg?" Pick the fucker up and suck it off. The reaction from telling this are priceless.

Im starting a new job soon . unfortunately, because of a change in working hours ive got to get rid of my dogs . Im not sure i can go through with it. i hate the thought that they might not end up at a good home, i want them to stay together as they are mother and son.Its doing my head in, but i need the extra money :( what the hell am i supposed to do ?

A GREAT grandmother watched in terror as a thug battered her pet dog with a hockey stick while she was taking him for a walk. Dot Gaudie, 73, has still not got over the brutal attack which happened near her home in Tuebrook. The pensioner has only had Barney the labrador for a few months after getting him from a rescue centre. She gave him a loving home after his previous owners had tied him to a pole and starved him. Now Mrs Gaudie is having to nurse him again after Barney lost an eye because of the beating he took. The gran of nine had taken the seven-year-old dog out to fields near Lister Drive, Tuebrook. She said: “I let him off the lead and he went off towards another dog. Their tails were wagging so I thought fair enough. “Then this man who was walking three dogs takes out a hockey stick and just battered him over the head. “I was screaming you’ve killed him, you’ve killed him! “A man and woman were going to the allotment and they came over. “She had to hold me up because I just went to jelly. “The police were called and the man said I hope you’re going to tell them he attacked my dog. “But he didn’t. He just battered him for no reason. He’s a lunatic.” Mrs Gaudie said she is still having nightmares about the attack. She said: “When I go to sleep I wake up to see the bat flashing towards me.” Mrs Gaudie, a former school caretaker, got Barney to replace her previous pet which died. She said: “I’ve got grandchildren and great grandchildren so I wanted a dog with a nice personality. “At first he was too afraid to go near anyone except me but over the months he cheered up and he’s really friendly. “Luckily this hasn’t made him lose his sweet nature. “But I still can’t believe anyone would do that to an animal, especially another dog owner. “I’ve been told he’s still walking around with that stick although I thought the police took it off him at the time. “I won’t go to that part of the neighbourhood any more if he still out there. “I think he should be prosecuted and I want to warn others that their dogs aren’t safe.” Mrs Gaudie’s grandson Jamie O’Hara added: “My nan’s a great old lady but she has really lost her confidence since this. “She won’t leave the house. The man claimed Barney attacked his dog, but that’s not true. “And nothing justifies what he did.” A Merseyside Police spokeswoman said: “Merseyside Police is aware of the incident. A statement has been taken and an investigation is underway.” =--Good to know merseyside's finest PCSO's will be able to tell the chap off. I knew that dog, he was under a rescue I had a lot of dealings with, struggled with confidence, got a shock seeing that. Nothing's going to happen to the shithouse with a hockey stick, not unless I get my hands on him anyway. Fucking investigation 'underway', what's there to investigate? Try investigating the word 'Justice' you police/CPS/Judge spackers. This planet is fucked, the sooner the better.

Well i think its the shoulder that or my neck and it fucking kills i have found out that pain killers are shit.