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1st December after the Southampton game if anyones up for it?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, if they didn't have tits and fannies I wouldn't give them the time of day. Following on from my mini-rant on the Moyles thread, it strikes me that the decline in general standards in this country in media, popular culture and literature, among other things, is directly related to the growth in "empowerment" of women. We gave them the vote, which has really only resulted in giving two votes to husbands and boyfriends across the country. We got them out of the kitchens and into the workplace, ignoring the plain fact that they are, by nature, ill-equipped physically and mentally to compete with men. Not only have we ignored it, we have dismissed it as a possibility, despite all the evidence to the contrary, and forced it through, with the ludicrous prospect we face now that a minimum quota of women in senior positions is quite likely the next step. This empowerment of women, and the financial independence that came with it has been exploited by media and popular culture and is the reason that shows like Eastenders top the TV ratings, badly written books like Fifty Shades of Grey top the ALL-TIME FASTEST SELLING BOOK charts (un-fucking-believable), our magazine shelves are stacked with shit about minor celebs and who they are or aren't fucking - spawning careers for people like Peter Andre, Katie Price, Jade Goody, Jeff Brazier, Kim Kardashian, and a whole raft of Big Brother no-marks. Having very little in the way of face to face social skills without cliques forming and the inevitable bitching that comes with it, women have led the drive into communicating by text and "social" networking sites. WHY, when you have nothing to say? To cap it all, the young man of today actually aspires towards this bastardisation of feminacy. Cosmetic firms, who for years have been duping insecure bitches into paying premium prices for shampoo with herbs and pearls in (for fucks sake) and moisturiser and anti-wrinkle cream containing made up nonsense chemicals like (here comes the science bit, you fucking dimwit) X-Hydroplenishment and pro-skinelastium (because you're fucking worth it, stupid), are now making money from young "men" who've been given the same hang-ups used so effectively for years to exploit women. Of course, I'm not talking about all women. Just the vast majority. In summary, the blame for pretty much everything that is wrong with modern Britain can be laid at the feet of women. There's a reason that most serial killers throughout time have targetted women - they had foresight. It's time we restored the natural order of things, took women out of politics and the workplace, retracted the vote, slapped their arses and put them back in the kitchens and bedrooms where they belong. They'll be happier, we'll be happier, and the world will be a better place for it.