Captain Willard

55 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Which version? The German one is superb.

The German army lost 700,000 men and 25% of all of their total war production at Stalingrad. Almost inconceivable 

4 minutes ago, kemskem said:

The front three did look better without Salah, I agree.

The club will struggle to sell him. He's on a massive new contract so I cant see anyone else matching it unless he goes to Saudi. He's too old for any of the big European clubs to pay £100m plus now. Maybe the club let him go for a much smaller amount just to reduce the wage bill. 

Horrible end to the Klopp era. Petering out, rancour from the fans, general feeling of negativity. It feels like the end of my previous marriage. 

Fuck me there are some fickle bed wetting fans in here. It’s a derby, we’ve missed a lot of chances. Get behind the fucking team 

She wants to use her winnings to buy an LFC season ticket. She is going to be in for a shock when they explain the queueing system 

My teenage daughter secretly knitted me a woolly hat. Took her hours. The best birthday present I have ever received. Made my year. 

I used to go a lot for work. My advice is to absolutely avoid Delhi and Mumbai and the Taj Mahal is over rated, instead go to Calcutta, rent a house boat in the backwaters of Kerala and definitely go up to Rishikesh. Travel around by train, take a huge amount of Western stomach drugs with you, avoid eating from street stalls, don't even look at sea food and expect a massive culture shock. It's an amazing life changing place if you leave your western sensibilities and values at Heathrow, expect to get sick and embrace the difference. 

One of those games where the first goal will be massive. If we score, it will deaden the crowd, we catch them on the break and its 2 maybe 3 nil. If they score first, the crowd go crazy and it will be really tough. 

Just now, Elite said:

Yeah saw that.

 

Ironically, the wrong people may get stalked instead. She's obviously mentally ill, she's likely in a mental health unit.

 

The shows great though, dark but also hilarious at times.

I am pretty sure she posts on here. 

On 21/04/2024 at 21:24, Elite said:

I've watched the first 2 episodes of Baby Reindeer and it's good, the bird is fucking crackers and the actress is doing a great job portraying her.

It’s really good. It’s gets darker. There’s a bit of an issue of twitter today trying to identify the characters. 

Feel by Robbie Williams. “There’s a hole in my soul, it’s written on my face”. Great song. 
 

 I am a bit fascinated by him actually. His first biography written by a journalist who followed him around everywhere for months is a complete car crash of a book in which he comes over as both massively damaged and an utter prick. It was surprising that his management let it get published. Worth a read. 

2 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Jota needs selling in the summer. Absolutely brilliant player nut fuck me we can't rely on him at all. 

Him, Thiago, Keita last season. Do we not do any diligence on players before we buy them ? 

27 minutes ago, SasaS said:

What would be a definition of a shit band?

Jacobellis v. Ohio, 378 U.S. 184 (1964) “I know it when I see it” 

Standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand by Primitive Radio Gods is both a fantastic song title, a great band name and about the only thing they did of any note. 

55 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

prob get negged for this but viva forever by the spice girls is a great song

Good call

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah but so was Pure Shores so I would t count them personally. 

Yes. Good point. Strictly speaking only one song allowed and the rest of the canon has to be shit. Tough criteria. 

Never ever by All Saints.  Another great song. I going to compile a play list of these recommendations 

I think Toxic by Britney Speers is a great pop song. There, I’ve said it. 

Hopefully self explanatory. As ever please post some actual explanatory text rather than just a YouTube link. I’m going to open the batting with Mmbop by Hanson, a proper ear worm classic that sounds like a great Michael Jackson song. You’ll be humming the chorus all evening now. No need to thank me. 

11 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Sunday treat. Still on low carbs so I've forfeited the baked potato or fries with the sirloin for mushy peas. Fucking gorgeous. 

 

 

Looks tasty 

26 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m sorry but you actually paid cash money for a fucking roast dinner without any fucking roast potatoes???

They’re under the beef. I didn’t eat them. 

It was a massive mistake to let Klopp announce his retirement before the end of the season. Seems to have killed the squad mentally. He’s beyond caring and it feeds into the team. 

Weakest starting 11 for years. You’d think it was a dead rubber game. 

7 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

RAWK in full SS Mode.

Claire from RAWK Staff:

 

"Look mate, I know from your posting history you don’t like him. Keep it up and you’re gone.

Fuck off with the negativity and get behind the team. If you can’t do that, keep your trap shut or log out."

 

Thats because someone had the temerity to post that Gakpo has been awful this season. 

RAWK is a living experiment in what happens if you give people a tiny bit of power over unaccountable others. Claire would probably swear blind she believes in free speech but clearly only if you agree with her. Imagine a world where she had real power to send people to the Gulag and you can see how this stuff happens. 

Roast dinner in our local pub.