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Colonel Kurtz

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  1. Colonel Kurtz

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Boiled potatoes, beans and I’m guessing that’s an egg though it could be a used surgical dressing. Whatever it is that your in for, I’d take my chances at home.
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    Signs that you're behind the times.

    I don’t have an Instagram account.
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    Salmond / Sturgeon

    Ha ha. @Bjornebyewill start a World Cup of shit nicknames first.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Good point. 2 hours is my absolute limit these days. Can’t stand long drawn out scenes, life’s too short.,
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    I used to like this but watched it again the other night and it was so fucking slow. A great 90 minute film.
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    Naby Keita

    I remember going up for a game, getting a cab from lime street and the driver telling me to keep it to myself but that we had basically signed the Turkish version of Messi. From that point on I was a believer.
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    Naby Keita

    I had such high hopes got him, used to track his recovery from injuries thinking he was going to come good and be the saviour. Not making that mistake again.
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    Naby Keita

    He's gone for me. I learnt my lesson with Samed Yesil.
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    Frasier

    Once Niels married Daphne it went downhill very fast. The post Daphne versions are pretty lame. Same thing with Del getting married in Only Fools.
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    Signs that you're behind the times.

    I love a good hill start with a manual car. I’m really good at it, soon to be a lost art.
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    What age does your libido decrease?

    I’d go next door. You get coke, snacks and card tricks thrown in as well.
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    Frasier

    Should be left alone. A classic in its time but without Marty, eddie and his chair it wont work for me.
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    What age does your libido decrease?

    56, overweight, 5 kids already
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    Greatest Album Ever - Group Q (Vote for your top 2)

    Free form jazz is just shit. Second worst art form after modern dance. That’s really really shit.
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    What age does your libido decrease?

    Ha ha. Brilliant reference. Made me laughs out loud then I had to explain it to mrs Kurtz.
  16. There have been a few good posts about conspiracy theories today so I thought i would do a quick poll. I have guessed my top 10 but feel free to add your own. I don't believe in any of them but other opinions are equally valid.
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    Greatest Album Ever - Group P (Vote for your top 2)

    Arguably the Queen is dead is one of the greatest title tracks ever. Heroes is another.
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    Greatest Album Ever - Group Q (Vote for your top 2)

    Good luck with that. Let us know how you get on.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Exactly! She’s a free loading tax dodging prick teaser. I’d rather do the sisters.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    I bet she didn’t declare the pumpkin coach or the dress as a taxable benefit either.
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    Which conspiracy theory is actually true (if any)

    No mrs Kurtz has.
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    Ha ha. Trust me on this, Young women are overrated. You’ve got to meet her parents who will probably be the same age as you so that’s going to be really awkward, she’s going to want to take you to nightclubs with her mates on a Saturday night when all you want to do is have a second bottle of wine and watch MOTD and she’s going to want to have a baby at some point so you’ve got to start all that parenting shit all over again. Plus she’s invariably going to be disappointed in your middle aged libido so your going to have to take drugs to keep up and they’ll give you a heart attack eventually. I’ve a couple of friends in their 50s who are dating women in their 30s and they’re not happy.
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    Money is a big leveller in that regard particularly when there is an age difference as well. Rich ugly blokes with younger women tend to be cunts. They must also be bored as fuck. Young people are not very interesting.
  24. Ha ha. Very good. There’s a book by Bob Servant which is a whole series of these. He’s very funny on Twitter as well.
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