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Ksenia Solo, actress in Syfy series Project Blue Book.

16 minutes ago, Remmie said:

This seems all kinds of fucked up and wrong but I refuse to denounce it until I've tried it. What cheese, jam and bread are you (mis)using?

Bread - fresh white or granary.

Cheese - simple Cheddar or Red Leicester.

Jam - raspberry or strawberry, no lumps of fruit though.

It works on a similar level to cheese and pickle, just....sweet.

19 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Plucking nasal hairs? They have painless trimmers now and I wouldnt be without one.

I've got one, but I quite enjoy the little bit of discomfort tweezers cause.

Used to have sugar butties as a kid. Still have the occasional crisp butty now, bacon flavoured Wheat Crunchies and tomato sauce are my favourite.

Plucking my own nasal hairs, or hairs that grow on or in my ears. One for the getting older thread too.

14 minutes ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Nice one!

 

On a separate note, has bluemoon locked their liverpool thread? I occasionally go on there for my fix of wisdom and footballing knowledge from the lovable scamps that they are.

No clue mate, I just see the highlights posted on here. Same with GOT, it's just best not to subject yourself to the bile.

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Skin on custard is ace.

Skin on home made rice pudding > Skin on custard

90s actress Tiffani Amber Thiessen, then and now.

1 hour ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Club doctor: "Do you want the good news or the bad news first?"

Kyle Walker didn't really understand the 'Clap for NHS' initiative.

"Camilla, this carrot smells a bit iffy, any ideas babe?"

55 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Disgusting 

 

'Victor Smegma'

Ultimate angry fuck. I think she'd be filthy and into all kinds.

Back on message though, she is a thoroughly reprehensible individual and it'll be a dark day if she rises any higher up the ladder. We think Boris is bad...

Regrettably we get the politicians society elects and to some extent deserves. She is emblematic of the very worst in our current state of affairs. Ironic that someone of mixed heritage could end up being so bigoted.

I do fear she (like Johnson or Trump) is 'electable' precisely because of her extreme and outlandish, or downright psychopathic views.

Having said that, I would.

Cheese and jam sandwiches.

6 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Are they all stormtroopers off star wars 

"1878, STH LG 37 years, why aren't you at your post?"

You can guarantee they baulked at promotion opportunities too.

Like it, but very rarely choose it whether I'm having toast, crumpets or whatever.

I'd put lemon curd ahead of it too.

Collective fume for this is going to be spectacular to behold.

We'll be criticised no matter how the trophy is presented or how our supporters celebrate it. Provided our dickhead element can be kept in check and we don't see throngs of people around Anfield or the city centre, we'll come out of this having played a blinder.

Jurgen will instill into the players that the supporters have been denied what we've been waiting for for 30 years, so there'll be an automatic intensity to deliver a proper parade next season.

If the cunts want us to highlight no. 19 with an asterisk, after the utter dominance we've displayed this year, let them. Says more about them than it does about us.

Catherine Deneuve

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Karen Bradys daughter doesn't seem arsed about the footy

 

 

 

Holy fuck.

Imagine banging her and then Karen walks in and gives you the look.

What do you do?

Me? I'd say get over here you filthy Tory slag, you'll be null and void by the time I've finished with you.

Hmm, on reflection sounds a bit murderous but you get the idea.

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

Evertonians believed that when they won the league in 1985 by 13 points they would go on to dominate Europe for years.

 

Now they believe that even though Liverpool are 25 points clear with 9 games to go they aren't mathematically certain to win the league and can still blow it.

*looks bemused momentarily....

Murdering redshite bastards!

Bunch of lily-livered, self-serving hypocrites. I hope those desperate not to get football back soon, once an acceptable risk management strategy is in place, all get relegated.

If it's good enough for Joe Public on £20K to be asked to return to work then it's good enough for Glenn fucking Murray, who probably earns that much in a day or two.

2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Just end it PPG and put it to fucking bed. Points per game if you don't like it tough shit you should of done better for the 75 percent of the season played. Let them take it to court. It's far fairer than wiping out almost a year of football and millions upon millions pounds spent on it.

Is the correct answer.

We'll still beat City's points total even on PPG, but I genuinely think Klopp and the players will want to win the league again next season (whenever that is) so that we are totally undisputed champions, record points holders etc.

They'll want to experience scenes like 2019, when we bring home no. 20.

Evertonians are the gift that keeps on giving. For all their pontificating and self-righteousness they are just a nasty, twisted and thoroughly unpleasant bunch. Sure there are a few good blues, just as much as there are a few knobhead reds, but their bile and toxicity is staggering. They just can't accept that their club is piss poor (except for some of their community stuff), and that we are their superior in every single way.

Better stadium, better team, better run, better manager, bigger fanbase, more trophies, more 'pull', more storied history.....etc etc.

That their only comeback is JFT39 and murderers is as sickening as it is distasteful. Nobody was murdered at Heysel, so we should be called manslaughterers (actually sounds worse). They wallow in their own cesspit of mediocrity and cannot accept that they are simply no longer a force in modern football. They were, but they didn't move with the times and adapt. Even in our 90s malaise we won a couple of trophies and were in and around the top four mostly.

The best thing that could happen to them would be relegation, so they can reset their ambitions and compete for the championship or play offs. I really think if they won either of those trophies they might see some sort of renaissance after promotion. One step back, two steps forward so to speak.

I can't see them coping too well in the post-Covid football landscape, and the fact we are champions in all but name will tip many of their hordes over the edge. There will be a deluge of hatred like nothing we've seen before, as they mount their high horses that we would have the temerity to celebrate a title win in the midst of coronavirus.

Having seen first hand just how horrible and bitter they can be, I truly hope they fade away into obscurity and further irrelevance. Fuck them sideways with splintered wooden bits of their shitty stadium.

I'm with the Colonel, as I can't see the Great British public standing for an indefinite lockdown, especially with warm weather and blue skies.

I think those in areas with greatest population density will be the first to lose their shit, as the psychological toll of lockdown and restrictions of movement bite there hardest.

In the 80s the riots were directed at the police as the tools of the State. The question is now whether this issue transcends such a simplistic 'them v us' scenario. Community spirit ain't what it used to be, no amount of well-intentioned Facebook pages,  WhatsApp groups or TikTok videos can disguise the general malaise and apathy most feel towards one another.

7 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Hope the brick survives the pandemic.

Love the attention to the little details!

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nice one for using the word 'gravitas' when your name's Barry McBumsniffer. 

Well I've been told I often talk out of my arse.

I love all this stuff and think there simply has to be some truth in it given some of those who have witnessed things are former presidents, air force and civilian pilots and such like.

If you want to watch a slickly produced documentary to pass a couple of hours, check out Unacknowledged on Netflix. It will make you question what you think you know.

Narrated by Giancarlo Esposito too, of Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul fame, for a bit of gravitas.