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Why exactly are we missing champions league revenues Billy? Oh yeah because we didn’t strengthen the team when even Stevie wonder could see we needed players. FSG OUT!

An actual thread on GOT

Dixiedeansrightfoot1878 went the toilet the other night for a shite and my arse was bleeding, bad piles lad, but it was r*d blood…I was that disgusted I cut my arse hole out and cooked it in a stew for the red shite missus. Then I wiped snot on her hair.

Haha these are completely deluded and I love it…make it happen mancs.

The small time cunts are letting fireworks off celebrating city’s win hahaha fucking hell…what a sad mentality.

Over on got.

Another Everton first…first club to have to install panic rooms in their new stadium

Everton tactics…win a penalty

My 11 year old son is crying his eyes out…ffs why did he have to choose this shite.

Noooo don’t say that. Sons crying.

Everton will definitely definitely stay up, definitely not going down today and finishing 18th I swear. In fact they will beat Bournemouth very very comfortably and Leicester will get a thrashing off West Ham and Everton will wonder what all the worrying was about when they invade the pitch in the millions. is this how this reverse jinxing works?

It looks deserted.

Never has an opposition goal made me feel so depressed. Jammy jammy cunts.

We need Leeds to just win their next 2, something they probably haven’t done since pre season but I believe in the power of gravy boat.

We need fat Sam to earn his gravy and Leeds win their last 2 games, if that happens then regardless of what Everton do they’re down. Leeds are facing a West Ham who have just played in Europe 48 hours before and will maybe have 1 eye on the final and a useless spurs. I’m not going to get my hopes up because these are spawny fuckers, but it’s still on. I just don’t trust Leeds to win both their games but they now know a draw is not good enough. They have to go out and win both.

How is that not a red card?

Henderson is finished sad but true.

What the fuck is this ref doing?

This cunt wanted the league null and voided when we were top and going to win it. Would he have said the same if the blue shit were top? Never in a million years. Glad he’s getting some karma back for being a bute.

Suspect defending from Brighton.

How have they let that fucking chihuahua score 2 goals past them. They’re finished.

Well now it’s over

Real Madrid look like Leicester, my word what a weak champions league it is this year.

Fat Sam will send these down with a bit of luck.