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  1. I didn’t know that, I’m unhappy if it lets the clown off the hook a little.
  2. Are any of our fans seriously saying they're all vicious thugs that attack homes? I quite clearly did it sarcastically using their logic. Please, they're vile cunts generally and often display that. Don't judge us by their cuntishness,
  3. I believe it came from Rio Ferdinand "Man United might not thank me, but get the contract out, put it on the table, let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there -- given what he's done since he's come in -- and let him sign the contract and go," he said. "Ole's at the wheel, man -- he's doing his thing. Man United are back!"
  4. Tell them and the bitters to stop fucking singing it then will you? And they were doing it long before social media, cunts the lot of them.
  5. So are all Man Utd fans vicious thugs that attack people's homes with flares and smoke bombs now? Going by their logic I think so.
  6. I'd suggest docking them points but they have been self docking all season. The club shop will probably start selling green and gold balaclavas today.
  7. We can't have men enjoying themselves, laughing and having a chat about footy can we. From now on enforced chats about Mini Cauldwell's missing cat, Stan Ogden's latest hilarious escapade with Eddie Yeats. Better still some plastic titted pouting orange thing trying to get shagged on some island (I don't know I don't watch it) or some people I have never heard of dancing. (remember when ballroom dancing was on the BBC late in the evening and only women over 70 watched it?) Maybe some person has taken a family heirloom to some antique fair to sell it to buy an iPad. Better still some angry creasy faced tosser is swearing at someone in a kitchen. Fuck footy, let's talk about that utter shite. In this world of equality let women talk about whatever they want and men talk about what women want them to. Seriously this is just some spoilt twat that has somehow managed to get her opinion out there to the masses, probably through the state funded propaganda media.
  8. Has Ferdinand commented on this yet? Anyone asked Accrington Stanley's chairman for his views?
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Jane Leeves she was also in Seinfeld, played a virgin.
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    Your Top 5 Favourite Comedy Films of All Time

    The Ladykillers - Although I could have gone for almost any of the Ealing comedies this one stands apart not just for the amazing cast but for the story and the quaint little old lady completely oblivious to everything going on around her. Planes Trains and Automobiles - Some great comedies also have some harsh reality and sadness in them. Who hasn't quoted several of the lines from this film at one time or another. I could watch this right now. The Life Of Brian - Had the lads round for a few bevvies the other night, in between beers and haggis we discussed the passing of Terry Jones. Each of us then going off and quoting a lot of the lines from this brilliant film. I had to go to Liverpool to watch this as the killjoys on the Wirral banned it. Stir Crazy - Prior was a genius on stage but Gene Wilder was an incredible comedy actor. I love this film, too many good bits to select just one. I'm going to have to come back and add a 5th.
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    Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock or Cameron Diaz

    Ena Sharples, Mini Cauldwell or Emily Bishop.
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    Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock or Cameron Diaz

    Tomorrow it's Olive (On the Buses) goes up against Patricia Routledge and Mollie Sugden.
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    Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock or Cameron Diaz

    Bullocks! The other two cannot hold a candle to her, I'm not saying Diaz wasn't great but compared to Bullock there's no competition. For fucks sake I avidly watch that shite 'Demolition Man' with that incoherent midget in it just to see Bullock in her tight pants.
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    The FA Cup reaction

    Cut the handles off it and make it into a tea urn.
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    The FA Cup reaction

    Wonder if anyone's stance might change if we're drawn against the mancs at Anfield in the next round?
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