benwasmydog

I feel sorry for him. If he didn't have bad luck,he would have no luck. Poor bastard . Even Jesus has hit the woodwork less .

I don't get it. They were one of the original "Top 5" to vote for the Premier League weren't they?

MacMannaman: Quisling.

I remember them chanting "N*****pool". (Apologies for use of that word) . Class and dignity FC. 

I love the smell of Blue Harm in the morning.

What's the VAR decision? Lampard onside?

I've waited all my life for these to be outed and exposed for what they are. Put the Champagne on ice, you'll be getting relegated twice, I've fucked yer Ma. 

Fucking cunts who deserve nothing. Fuck them . 

How many gammons have suffered chest pains since he got the gig?

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Fleet Auxiliary Fort Victoria entering Devonport in March this year. Big girl, this one, needed 3 tugs to help her navigate the channel.

 

 

Done 3 trips on that. Pig of a ship. Awful layout. Fort Austin and Rosalie were much better.

20 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

It's true I'm a cunt, but I'm not going to fuck off, sorry!

I fucking despair. Fuck off.

Crispy Korat and sweet and sour Shar-Pei.

16 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Cunt.

That's the spirit!

Just throwing it out there to you young crazy guys! Nice one mate!

Feel free to Neg away, couldn't give a shite. Does anyone remember the old chant for John Toshack? To the tune of Men of Harlech? Think that's how it was spelt?

"Stevie Highways always running,

John Toshack is always scoring.

Then you'll hear the Kopites roaring,

Toshack is our King!

Maybe adapt it for our lads today? 

Could end up with Jürgen is our King? 

I can't get to the game anymore so feel free to abuse or ad-lib etc . Nice one!

Feel free to Neg away, couldn't give a shite. Does anyone remember the old chant for John Toshack? To the tune of Men of Harlech? Think that's how it was spelt?

"Stevie Highways always running,

John Toshack is always scoring.

Then you'll hear the Kopites roaring,

Toshack is our King!

Maybe adapt it for our lads today? 

Could end up with Jürgen is our King? 

I can't get to the game anymore so feel free to abuse or ad-lib etc . Nice one!

At least the new Royal Yacht is still getting built! Marvelous.

Going to have to get used to timewasting and interrupting the flow of our games this season. Teams are playing us not to lose, never mind playing to win. I've never worked out how a highly trained athlete can keep going down with cramp and yet you don't see a middle aged referee stacking it? 

I'm in . I've had more than enough.

Just now, Captain Howdy said:

Yes, maybe that’s it 

Maybe. Who knows.I shall ask the Silent Boatman when I next see him.

Maybe he's trying to find common ground with his subjects? We've been taking it in the arse off his family for quite a while. Anyway, Rule Britannia etc,etc,doff cap, exit stage left....

I've just woke up. Is this right or wrong? Asking for a friend in case it's wrong? Anyway whatever woke means I'm obviously with the majority, I think, unless that's not woke. I think. I will just fuck off.

The first rule about wife fight club is.... nobody talks about wife fight club.

Klopp out.

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said: