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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    Quietly backs out of forum and shuts door gently.......
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    Boris Johnson

    He's just a big fatty liar with a shit haircut and an ugly Mum. And a shit first name.
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    Just when I thought I was out,they sucked me back in...... Give me a moment to do my looks and let my nails dry and you've got my undivided attention. Am I doing this right?
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    I just popped in to see what this thread meant. I'm popping back out, I may be some time....
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    Coronavirus

    My wife works in our local bar and the guidance is vague to say the least. Anyone ever know if they are allowed to show football? So many conflicting reports. I'm personally hoping they can't. She is in a right state. Bad idea all round in my opinion.
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    CHAMPIONS

    I was in tears, I admit it. So happy for my kids. They're in their 20's and loving it! Happy Man tonight! Cheers Lads! Klopp is Boss!
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    Racism in Southern America..

    I'm just sat down on the Isle of Wight giggling my head off. It's gone from You Northern Bastard's taking our job's, to Oh my God, these N*****s should be took to task!!!!!! Got to love middle England eh?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They will probably say Italian Lives Matter. Because they really really care about The Victims at Heysel. None of them can name one single person who died at Heysel. Cunts to a fucking Man.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    So all the players are wearing Black Lives Matter on their shirts from now. Good! Be the first time ever that Black Lives Matter in that fucking Cess Pit when we play them then. Fucking horrible, horrible twats.
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    Racism in Southern America..

    Just seen that me Great Grandma had two black cats. That's her photo in the bin tomorrow. #Catlivesmatter.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Don't be too harsh on them . Blue Lives Matter. Years of being oppressed and downtrodden by foreign invaders into THEIR CITY! Murdered by proxy at Heysel and constantly being knelt on by their neighbors. Tear Down The Shankly Statue and rip down Paisley Gate.
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    Racism in Southern America..

    I've decided that I'm racially fluid so I can be privileged and oppressed whenever I decide. Winner.
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    China Crisis

    I'm not going to front them up. I like my cat to have exactly the right amount of legs attached to his body.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    If they are really serious about taking the moral high ground and wanting the season voided, where's the petition asking their club to withdraw from the rest of the season? If I remember rightly,and please correct me if I am wrong, didn't LFC ask and consult with the Hillsborough family's about continuing in that years FA cup, promising to abide by their decision? Im just not seeing any action on their behalf apart from the usual "let's kick the redshite " in the hope of response that will fit their agenda. Ps.. Cunts to a man. Still.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I just tell them to fuck off if cornered. Always have. Why the fuck would anyone ever get into a discussion with them? They hate us. Pure and simple. Just walk away and giggle. Absolute dog shit CUNTS to a man. No exceptions.
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    Coronavirus

    Tony Bellew. True Blue.
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    Pete Price

    Fucks sake.
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    Pete Price

    Horrible Horrible Reptile. Remember him years ago at Tuebrook Bizzy Station giving an award to Elly Davies. Fucking sums the Cunt up. Absolute dog shit of a person.
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    MICHAEL OWEN BROCHURE

    He's a cunt. The End.
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    What's the best tv who-dun-it ?

    Wallace and Gromit : A matter of Loaf and Death . ...
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    Coronavirus

    Royal Budget to "lose" millions due to Pandemic. I fear for them, I really do.....
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    Weird things you like

    Watching someone stand on an upturned plug in bare feet. Amazing scenes...
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    Weird things you like

    The smell of Napalm in the morning.... Alternatively, the smell of my own farts in the morning. I'm easily amused.
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    Board Games

    Good game this mate. The thinking drunks puzzle. Me and the Mrs love it. Bit retro but gets the old brain ticking. Good choice!!!
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