Colonel Bumcunt

We've also become accutsomed to him giving youth team players a go, I'd hate to lose that, but I think you only get that confidence from a senior manager.

Do you not think that Klopp might look at Barca in 12 months? I think he's more likely there than Madrid. Xavi has credit in the bank to keep him there a while

What would people say to Guardiola if his agent expressed interest?

I'd love to put my weight behind Xabi but fuck me it's premature. Surely a big part of being a top manager is how you operate under pressure, and we haven't seen him get to the vinegar strokes yet. I'd have Emery on the list, the rest is up for grabs for the rest of the season, but I've got the sneaking suspicion that we've already made approaches for someone.

Ah nix that, sounds like Ula is ok too.

Just a thought on the timing, I'm wondering if we might make a last minute player purchase for the incoming manager. Just the way Klopp answered the question abou the timing, he said it was with regard to 'the things the club needs to do'. Just crossed my mind that he does the interview now, not next week, when the window closes.

I've been trying everything to delay it since lunchtime. Walked the dog, had a bath, online gambling, it's a stay of execution for my liver.

SSN all day, in UHD, "oooh, that's a bigun, what next for Liverpool?" I dunno lads, we've just had our legs chopped off so I guess we'll have a go at sewing the bastards back on our minging hot stumps. Maybe we should riff on this for a bit, see if we can make Sky lose their shit. I'd like to see Klopp put in a glass tank above the pitch for the last game and then vanish in a mist of red flares. Just his glasses and cap left in the tank.

Thank fuck, well done Dave, now I've got something moody to listen to while I enjoy 1000 cans of lager sat alone in a fog of smoke tonight.

Great display for the most part, Gomez to score at Wembley.

Surprised Harrison Reed isn't starting, he was brilliant last time we played them.

I'm a bit concerned if we start slow and Fulham get lucky with a couple of shots, Klopp is slow to make changes normally, the tie could get tricky. Can't help but think we're spread a little too thin for this. On the plus side, Nyoni on the bench again. That lad is going to be some fucking player.

Well yknow what I mean, no other suitable thread, and this is 9 years ago, but wtf

Me again. I didn't really think of any one scene being 'troubling' or shocking, but that's what people were saying. I didn't even know the scene they were referring to, so I was waiting to be shocked, but it didn't happen. It's really a Barry Keoghan success more than a brilliant film. And like I said earlier, it's perhaps not even great acting, but it's tremendous casting just for his character. They could remake it tomorrow with loads of other casting improvements, dialogue, but Keoghan elevates it. Honourable mention to the head butler.

I'm literally watching it now, oddly enough. It's a bit of a cheeky bastard with the angle on animal cruelty and sad songs. I don't want to cry, but I find it hard not to when they with a couple of scenes. I dunno if it's a thing when you have kids and find another emotional gear, but I find myself getting overly affected by emotional scenes these days. Anyway, it's a departure from the other 2 films, but an emotionally manipulative one, which is a shame.

I went into it knowing zero, but I think I'd have benefitted from the loose knowledge of "lad is invited to spend the summer at Chequers with the Cameron's". It's fully deserving of all the praise it's got. And now I understand why Sophie Ellis Bexter is charting again. I'd spoiler tag if I knew how, but ... SPOILER I assumed the death of the lad was gruesome, on account of the curtains being drawn and their reaction, but it seemed to not be? blockquote widgetblockquote widget

Saltburn 8/10 Keoghan should be up for an Oscar, he's superb if he's acting, unless he's not acting, in which case he should be locked up.

I could stand as an indy and do a better job of communicating my plans to the country in social media. It doesn't bode well for the LDs and Greens to have the machinery of donations and fail to do it. It's piss poor actually. And I WANT to vote for them, I just can't do it while they slack off.

Cmon, social media smarts is free. What actually is their position on HS2, on tax, on student debts, on house building, on Israel, on Russia? It's cunty that Starmer gets examined on all of these things but the rest don't.

I absolutely love Porro, he's a fucking great full back or wing back. Lethal delivery.

I don't actually feel the LDs or the Greens have bothered their arse to raise their profiles enough. The right wing groups are constantly talking, always prominent, but you've actually got to dig deep to find direct quotes from either party on what they would promise, or even their opinions on national and international matters. They could kick up a stink to the BBC about QT slots, but they seem happy in the shadows and picking up lost Tories and lost Labour. It's cowardly.

Probably Tory. I'll allow it. I think Davey's in trouble, the LDs might have to ditch him before the election. They can't poll well as a party but immediately lose their leader, would look ridiculous.

The Crow 6/10 Been a while since I last saw it, and only put it on thinking I'd only watch 20 mins and get bored but I ended up finding it enjoyable and time flew by. Plot: Failed Maroon 5 frontman grooms a 12 year old girl but is foiled by a gang of Tories who kill him and his girlfriend in some rape/robbery/bants visit to his wood-panelled gothic loft condo. Winston from Ghostbusters has become a policeman and he is annoyed by the murder. 1 year later, the guy rises from his grave and obviously this is right up Winston's alley, he's still annoyed by the murder and he's into ghosts. The ghost isn't a ghost, he's a bit like Batman and he wants to kill the gang who killed him and his wife. The 12 year old girl is still kicking around. The guy cannot be killed, bullets don't kill him, he's divvied up his time into 1 daily killing, and mourning/jamming at his abandoned condo, and perving on the 12 year girl and chatting with Winston. He has a crow, he sees what the crow sees but it's optional, an extra, in addition to his own sight. Ok, the Tory gang are managed by a sort of mariachi who is fucking his sister, seemingly Japanese. She is into occult stuff. She twigs the crow connection and surmises that the guys powers are linked to it. Candyman works for the mariachi. The denouement is a tussle between the guy and mariachi and the crow and Candyman and Jap girl and Winston. There's some humour, there's some violent crimes, there's kissing, there's rain, and there's night. It's all with the added movie triv bonus of knowing Brandon Lee died during a shootout scene, so you're always intrigued. Maybe it's 7/10. They should remake this with Timothy Chalamet.

Wouldn't be too sure about that. https://kirg.org.uk/new-malden/yvonne-tracey-elected-to-kingston-council/ Donated first year £8k allowances to charity. https://www.kingston.gov.uk/news/article/342/yvonne-tracey-elected-to-kingston-council-in-green-lane-and-st-james-by-election Beat Tories into 4th place.

Ed's dead baby. Ed's dead.