Colonel Bumcunt

Feel sorry for him. The medical team fucked up, the injuries to Bajcetic and Thiago have been...*sigh*....perhaps borderline negligent medical treatment and prevention. You add Doak and Gordon to those two, and it's highly irregular to have 4 players so badly injured for an entire season that it's a massive, massive red flag. Finally Edwards comes along and sees it. It explains a massive amount of what we saw last season too. Really is grim.

I don't think Arsenal are top of the league because they've cultivated a better financial offer to local supporters. Arsenal's cheapest ST is more expensive than our most expensive ST.

Endo should be fined. Last 2 games have been laughable.

By the way, although I can confidently endorse selling a 32 year old Salah, I can't actually see clear candidates to buy. I'm sorting of excited by that, it's nice to be surprised. I'd build the attack around Nunez. Our whole attack should be pure chaos. 3 lads with immense pace, full of fire, full of self-confidence, with dynamite in their boots.

Cmon man, don't be naive. When Madrid sold Casemiro, Varane, Ronaldo, it was to the bafflement of most people. They put in a decent following season at their new clubs, which is to be expected for the combined €210m in transfer fees that was paid. They then quickly depreciated in form, and value. And we're talking massive wages. By your logic we should still have Kenny on the books.

And another thing. I presume Alisson can stand upright. If so, I want him in our goal. Just his presence would help now.

I'd sell Salah this summer if a Saudi offer came in. TBH I'd have sold him last summer. I'm a cunt like that. Such a shame for Doak and Gordon, injuries have fucked their development and it's likely they won't make it here now, in my opinion. Would have been great to have those options off the bench to get in behind defences.

Because we are a short term panacea that excuses their medium term lethargy. Why run hard for 5 games when you just run hard in Liverpool games and be celebrated.

The combined yardage for United's 2 goals must be 70 yards. We're the only reason that cunt still has a job basically. Endo was fucking awful today.

Managing is easy when you have a squad with fuck all injuries and also he inherited Martinelli, Saka and Saliba. He's chucked loads of money around since 2019, nobody remembers the shite.

Tomorrow's game has fuck all to do with either manager, it'll be decided by the referee. EVERY chance they get we'll be humiliated by the PGMOL. Get ready to be angry.

Understandable after that 65 mins against a shite Sheffield Utd. We ride our luck far too often, and we concede far too often, and we have far too many injuries, and the fans are more nervous than the players. The latter is a big concern. That shithousery gets transmitted to the pitch. So, yeah, justified wetting the bed. As for Arsenal and Man C, I only see the former as a threat. However, I wouldn't be surprised to see them drop points at Wolves on a Saturday night, after having got back from Munich early Thursday morning. In fact, that April 20-28 period looks potentially exhausting for them, the nandrolone may need upping that week. City are no match for Madrid. They'd have to play out of their fucking skin across 2 games to get through.

De Zerbi for manager? Fuck that. He's an Everton manager in waiting.

Would it really be any worse than Alonso or Amorim? Tidy-beard club. Fuck off.

I want Gerrard as manager. We can talk about tactical set-ups all we want, but our top strength has always been our supporters and having a manager capable of harnessing that. I don't see it with Alonso, I don't see it with Amorim, but I do see it with Gerrard. I want another 10 year manager, someone who sees this job as the pinnacle of their career. He's got loads of room to grow, loads of time on his side, loads of credit in the bank (both figuratively and literally), and has a point to prove in this country.

We can't kill games on the counter attack because we're totally shorn of pace. Doak and Gordon are as big a miss as Jota in games like these. Would be brilliant to be able to bring a rapid attacker off the bench, but no, not us. Cannot actually process our injury list this season. It's been incredible really.

This ref has got in too deep with a Chinese syndicate.

Haven't they just. Bad vibes, these are shite as well, just rapid lads getting the run of the ball. Get Konate on and shut this down.

The streets won't forget their 1000% improbable luck. It'll come back to bite them and it'll boil their piss that every season can't be a gift like this one.

I'll say this, I'll say this...that's a decent England shirt.

Sure, I'm fucking about. It's still funny tho

In case you wondered what he's been up to this week.

Never rated Joshua until just now. He's fucking massive isn't he, bolted together, and now he's dispatching a big bad cunt like he's telling a puppy off. That was mad.

I'm not sure about Odegaard and what his level is. He's not as good as Ozil, or Foden, but is he a 10 or a really attacking 8? Martinelli or Saka don't score enough in big games to be in the world class bracket.