Jockey

In what way is this Liverpool fault?

I do disagree. I get the impression they have big ambitions for Leipzig, and Keita is a statement of intent. I don't think they are Southampton - but hopefully you are right!

They are like Jack Black in Shallow Hall!

I think you are right about their previous and trust. But, that doesn't mean the fans are right! I think if you do target a higher standard of players they tend to be ones that the club doesn't want to sell - which means negotiations can be protracted. Someone fucked up with VVD - which has just wound everyone up. But I still think he will end up with us. I'm not sure we'll get Keita. I think RB believe that if they sell him now - they'll always be seen as a selling club.

Would if I could! But they're all with Operation Yewtree now.

Once, but i'd rather not talk about that bit of my life.

Nah not Code. I was Whelan - lost details, couldn't be bothered.

I'm reasonably happy about this. We could always wait until he has signed for Southampton and pay about £30m for him!