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  1. 1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

    I like my steak medium rare and don't mind if it's more towards rare but fuck me that's been flashed for 10 seconds either side by the looks of it. I'm surprised it's not eating the lettuce. 


    And how the fuck did you cut that with a regular knife and not a steak knife? 



    I like mine on the rare side as well but a good vet would get that fucker back on its feet.

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  2. He is a Rolls Royce of a player and I would have him in our team whenever available. Is he a relaible as Wjinaldum? No. Is he a better player than Winjaldum? Undoubtedly in my opinion.

    Injury record or not, we are a much better team with him on the pitch and anyone who suggests getting rid of him needs to give their head a wobble.

    Ask yourself this, we are 1-0 down against a team with 30 mins left. We can subsitute Thiago, Milner, Ox , Keita, Jones or dare I say Fabhino. Of those,  who is more likley to find a pass in the final third?

  3. I despise Boris. But not as much as I despise the Conservative party.


    This smacks of a Tory party in self preservation mode. The leaks, the breifings , the sacrificail lamb. This is a premedicated attempt to wash away all of the shit show of the last two and a half years and have a true blue knight in blue passport cloloured armour to ride in and save the country by way of a new leader.


    Or perhaps I am just cynical.

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  4. 7 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

    Has anyone ever technically died?

    My heart stopped twice so technically yes.


    Was going out with a girl who worked for Stakis Hotels which meant we got to stay in any hotel in the uk for £10 a night including all meals.

    Went for a weekend in Manchester and ate in the hotel. Thought I would be very cosmopolitan and ordered the escargot. Turns out I am allergic and had a had an anaphylactic reaction. Last thing I remembered was lying in the foyer with the manager asking her to take me back to the room a I was upseting the residents.

    I have no idea what happened after that but she told me my heart stopped twice and they brought me back until somebody twigged what it was and admistered the right drugs.

    Spent six days in hospital and have not been back.

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  5. If i know i am going to have a sesh i do the following:


    eat cheese, before or during - it helps absorb the alcohol

    cup of tea before you go to bed - force yourself even if you don't want it

    Irn Bru - only the genuine stuff because it works.


    The only caveat to the above is Single Malt. Drink enough of that and no matter what you do, you will have to write off the next day.

  6. Like him or laothe him, Ronaldo is a born winner and will vastly improve any team he plays for. The impact he wil have in the Utd dresing room will far outweigh any incompetence gollum brings to the team.

    There is some real quality in that squad, which has to date, been mismanged by golloum. Their squad might well win in spite of gollum and not because of him.

    Anyone who is trying to convince themsleves that they will not challenge for the league needs to give their head a wobble.

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  7. Ferguslie Park in Paisley (around 30 years ago) was the most deprived place I have ever been. What few local shops there were, were boarded up but stiil open, one even had a bouncer on the door!!

    Burnt out cars all over the place, rubbish everywhere, absolutely nothing in the way of civic amenities.

    They spent an absolute fortune knocking down a load of the older housing stock but failed yet again to provide a focal point for the community. Everyone in faux shock that it failed again!

  8. Under the Consumer rights act 2015 you have 30 days from purchase to reject the goods as not fit for purpose and you can demand a refund.

    This may be a pain in the arse, but if you are up for a scrap (I'm Scottish so it's genetic) take it back to the shop and tell them you wish to reject the laptop as not fit for puspose, listing the faults. Remind them they have a leagl obligation unedr the act I mentioned above to refund you as the goods are less than 30 days old. They will try and bullshit you with the excuse that she has activated windows so they are unable to accept it as a return. This is a common argument, and the law states that this is an acceptable action if it is required to establish the goods are in working order.

    If this does not work there are a number of other avenues but keep a note of the store, the time and the person you spoke to and I can let you know the next options.

    Do not go to Acer yet mate as this is this mobs modus operandi and they rely on people eventually giving up.

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