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    The Foodie thread

    I like mine on the rare side as well but a good vet would get that fucker back on its feet.
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    January 2022 Transfer Thread

    Barcelona have been shit at Barcelona.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    He was on 5 live this morning slabbering the same pish. If I found the likes of him or Johnson, lying in a pool of blood in the middle of the road, I would need a hip replacement by the time I finished kicking them.
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    Thiago Alcantara

    He is a Rolls Royce of a player and I would have him in our team whenever available. Is he a relaible as Wjinaldum? No. Is he a better player than Winjaldum? Undoubtedly in my opinion. Injury record or not, we are a much better team with him on the pitch and anyone who suggests getting rid of him needs to give their head a wobble. Ask yourself this, we are 1-0 down against a team with 30 mins left. We can subsitute Thiago, Milner, Ox , Keita, Jones or dare I say Fabhino. Of those, who is more likley to find a pass in the final third?
  5. It gave a shit ref, who was having a shit game, the opportunity to make yet another shit decison. If any spurs player had done that to one of mine, I would have expected a red card. I adore Robbo but it was a bad decision. Klopp was correct, as usual. Oh, and Kane is a cunt!
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    Nathaniel Phillips

    Slab head at £80m. Nat Philips at £15m. Could be a double post incoming. The shitness of modern football.
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    Boris Johnson

    I am by no means a paragon of virtue but, I feel Boris has made me a worse person! For the first time in my life, I wish someone harm.
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    Boris Johnson

    I despise Boris. But not as much as I despise the Conservative party. This smacks of a Tory party in self preservation mode. The leaks, the breifings , the sacrificail lamb. This is a premedicated attempt to wash away all of the shit show of the last two and a half years and have a true blue knight in blue passport cloloured armour to ride in and save the country by way of a new leader. Or perhaps I am just cynical.
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    They are not mate. Had mine last week and it was Moderna. Thankfully no side effects such as the sore arm I had getting the Pfizer.
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    Has any one ever...? Tell us about it.

    Not that night, but fortunately we had previously done that pre marraige thing - had sex during the day when it was still daylight, we were both sober and it was not a special occasion.
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    Has any one ever...? Tell us about it.

    My heart stopped twice so technically yes. Was going out with a girl who worked for Stakis Hotels which meant we got to stay in any hotel in the uk for £10 a night including all meals. Went for a weekend in Manchester and ate in the hotel. Thought I would be very cosmopolitan and ordered the escargot. Turns out I am allergic and had a had an anaphylactic reaction. Last thing I remembered was lying in the foyer with the manager asking her to take me back to the room a I was upseting the residents. I have no idea what happened after that but she told me my heart stopped twice and they brought me back until somebody twigged what it was and admistered the right drugs. Spent six days in hospital and have not been back.
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    Dog Pics

    This is not mine, but only dogs bring this amount of joy.
  13. This ref is going to send someone off tonight. Need to make sure it's not one of ours.
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    Walter Smith

    Lived in Helensburgh for many years. Met him many times and saw him about town regularly. Always seemed happy to talk to anyone who asked for his time, even those from the other side of the divide which made him well respected locally. A decent human being.
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    Hangover Cures

    If i know i am going to have a sesh i do the following: eat cheese, before or during - it helps absorb the alcohol cup of tea before you go to bed - force yourself even if you don't want it Irn Bru - only the genuine stuff because it works. The only caveat to the above is Single Malt. Drink enough of that and no matter what you do, you will have to write off the next day.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    Like him or laothe him, Ronaldo is a born winner and will vastly improve any team he plays for. The impact he wil have in the Utd dresing room will far outweigh any incompetence gollum brings to the team. There is some real quality in that squad, which has to date, been mismanged by golloum. Their squad might well win in spite of gollum and not because of him. Anyone who is trying to convince themsleves that they will not challenge for the league needs to give their head a wobble.
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    Crappiest place you've been to in the UK

    Ferguslie Park in Paisley (around 30 years ago) was the most deprived place I have ever been. What few local shops there were, were boarded up but stiil open, one even had a bouncer on the door!! Burnt out cars all over the place, rubbish everywhere, absolutely nothing in the way of civic amenities. They spent an absolute fortune knocking down a load of the older housing stock but failed yet again to provide a focal point for the community. Everyone in faux shock that it failed again!
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    Crappiest place you've been to in the UK

    Had a lot of family who stayed in Tollcross. Whilst the residents could never be descibed as well heeled, I never felt threatened and people were mostly sound. Very little in the way of commnity facilties though.
  19. 1. Danny McGrain. 2. Cafu. 3. Lillian Thuram. In my humble opinion McGrain is streets ahead of the other 2, but he will never get the recognition he deserves because he did not play for a "big" continental team.
  20. This is ridiculous. Utterly effortless.
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    Argos Electrical Equipment Refund

    Under the Consumer rights act 2015 you have 30 days from purchase to reject the goods as not fit for purpose and you can demand a refund. This may be a pain in the arse, but if you are up for a scrap (I'm Scottish so it's genetic) take it back to the shop and tell them you wish to reject the laptop as not fit for puspose, listing the faults. Remind them they have a leagl obligation unedr the act I mentioned above to refund you as the goods are less than 30 days old. They will try and bullshit you with the excuse that she has activated windows so they are unable to accept it as a return. This is a common argument, and the law states that this is an acceptable action if it is required to establish the goods are in working order. If this does not work there are a number of other avenues but keep a note of the store, the time and the person you spoke to and I can let you know the next options. Do not go to Acer yet mate as this is this mobs modus operandi and they rely on people eventually giving up.
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    Argos Electrical Equipment Refund

    How long has she had it?
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    Argos Electrical Equipment Refund

    You've been drinking the same beers as me. Is it great minds think alike or fools seldom differ?
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    Argos Electrical Equipment Refund

    Lee, did she buy it online or in store? Don't go to Acer. Your contract is with Argos so don't allow theh to muddy the waters and pass the buck.