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    The benefit of buying direct form them is they roast it on the day of dispatch so it's really fresh when you get it. Postage is extra so you might want to try a couple. I have tried their blends which were not bad but nowhere near as good as the single bean varieties. I really like the Natural Bourbon beans as they produce a fantastically smooth espresso shot and make a banging latte.
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    Spending a lot of time in "that there London" I drank loads of coffee to keep me awake form the sheer fucking tedium of it all. When lockdown hit, got myself a coffee machine and it's astonishing the difference in quality form the high street shit. I get my coffee from this site and it is superb. https://www.hasbean.co.uk/collections/coffee?page=1 I get the whole beans but they do ground as well.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    I really do not understand how Luiz has managed to play for so many top tier clubs. He is absolutely shocking. An out and out liability.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    This lack of football is doing my head in. I am immensely proud of our club and all it has achieved recently (and over the years) but fuck me if I don't find myself looking at this thread every time hoping we have signed Mbappe, Werner , Havertz , Sancho and just about every fucker who has kicked a ball well over the last years. What a cunt! Can we please just win the league so I can get back to not giving a fuck because we have the best manager in the world and I trust his judgement.
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    The McCanns...

    Apparently he was a clumsy dyslexic. He chipped our bomber.
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    Best crisps: The return

    Used to eat these as a kid. I used to glow in the dark after eating 2 packets.
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    Jodie Comer

    I would like to kiss her on the mouth and give her the lid off my Petit Filou to lick.
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    Kerry Katona did porn??? (NSFW, obviously)

    A similar experience: North East coast of Scotland mid eighties, out with the lads and managed to persuade a female barely on the right side of being legally responsible for her actions through drink, to take me back to her parents place. Lights off in the living room in order not to wake the parents , got the desired outcome and noted to self that i was fucking good at this sex thing as she was on the more extreme ends of moistness. Left soon thereafter. Turns out I am not as good as I thought I was as she had taken her period mid coitus and deposited it all over her Mums 3 day old beige velour couch. Her Mum was asking about me too.
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    Kerry Katona did porn??? (NSFW, obviously)

    That seems unusually specific?
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    House fixy-uppy shit

    Recently done both and what I did worked for me: 1. Getting the whole house done will involve serious money. Therefore I bartered with the supplier to fit free and take away the old carpet as part of the deal. 2. Asked about for a recommended kitchen fitter with references. He brought a variety of brochures from trade suppliers and we chose what we wanted. He supplied and fitted and was around 20% cheaper overall than doing it direct. Hope this helps and good luck.
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    Dog Pics

    She looks absolutely adorable mate and a little overwhelmed. Wife worked in an animal shelter as a behaviorist so she used to bring the ones who struggled in kennels home so we could help them to adjust before rehoming (they did not all go to homes hence why we eneded up with 12 at one point). Trust me, with time she will rule the roost and you will all become her servants, quite rightly so.
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    Nicki Minaj

    You would struggle to bend a pipe cleaner into that shape.
  13. Is this where we comment on Section's Trump post?
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    Teacher: "Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many birds are left?" Billy: "None the others will fly away" Teacher: "The answer is 4 but i like the way you think" Billy: " I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream, 1 licking , 1 biting and 1 sucking. Which one is married?" Teacher nervously answers "The one sucking" Billy: "The answer is the one with the wedding ring on but i like the way you think"
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    Hating our own players

    You only hate me because I said your dinner parties were shit.
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    The Tits For skend04 Thread

    Thank you Captain Obvious.
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    Chelsea (A) FA Cup. 3/3/2020 - 19:75

    Really really difficult to be critical of a team that has given me so much pleasure over the last year or so but this is hard to watch.
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    The Tits For skend04 Thread

    This bird watching "lark" can be dangerous. Once found myself playing with a Turdus, And ended up with this.
  19. WHOOOA dude. You had extra Sugar Puffs this morning didn't you? Remember, it's difficult to look hard when your wearing "Frozen" themed pyjamas especillay in the adult sizes.