Qwikage

"Morning tossers. Did anyone order a cunt?"

Whhhooooaaa steady on there lad, bit much to ask is it not. Lets continue to do what we have done to date: organise, properly fund and coordinate. You can have any 2 of those 3 but not all.

Who died and made you sole arbiter of anyone's right to support us. Utter tosh.

I have a few Wusthof Classic knives and they are brutally sharp. I prefer the classic range : the handles have a bit of weight to them and are perfectly balanced. If you are buying good knives invest in a decent sharpener. I use a stone but I am an OCD dick

The chat around the socially distanced water cooler is that a sizeable proportion of office space will be converted into residential space and that discussions are already underway regarding feasibility and costs. Watch this space.

We do a lot of classical architecture projects: most of which I cant show as they are covered by NDA's. These are a couple of examples over the last few years. The last could have been in the Juxtaposition thread! Not everyone's cup of tea but I enjoy this type of work more than the spreadsheet inspired architecture which drives most buildings nowadays.

Please tell me this is a wind up. Someone needs a kick in the cunt for allowing that.

Hard to chose a favourite but it is close between pan fried honey glazed salmon or Cullen Skink with traditionally smoked haddock and 3/4 milk to 1/4 double cream. Love this also.

Critical Hell doing her usual and swerving questions.

I think he sees the game better than our forwards at the moment. I watched him closely and at times and he was looking into spaces expecting someone to be there when they were simply hugging the 18 yard line looking for a ball over the top.

Watched this at the time and could not believe what I was watching. Simply brilliant.

I want a dog who will get me beer from my fridge.

We used to have a static when the kids were young. Every Friday me , Mrs Qwik , the 3 boys and 8 dogs all piled into a 3 bed caravan on the Norfolk Coast 2 mins from the beach, pub, fish and chip shop and amusement arcade. My mate had one directly across from me so there was the occasional small dry sherry partaken for medicinal purposes obviously. It was not a huge site and we knew most of the people in vans around us which I must admit lead to us going full McCann on occasion (the dogs were always there). Sold it when the kids started asking for phone credit rather than candy floss. Loved every minute of it.

TLDR.

Please explain how they do not pay for it. As far as I am aware Scots pay income tax , vat , corporation tax , inheritance tax and a plethora of others. What an imbecilic statement.

First part was the apprenticeship. He is now doing my dream job although restricting it to farmers daughters seems to lack ambition.

It's like they are trying to put together a highlight reel for some Channel 5 or Dave programme "shit footballing decisions" and the producer is demanding more and more bizarre behaviour.

Just made me listen again for the first time in years. Ta

A real mans gift this one.

He is young, he is atheltic, he is strong, he runs into space like Rush, he has an eye for goal, he appears to want to join us. Perhaps we should have a chat with him?

Johnson is everything we Scots despise. In short, he is a Cunt who represents a gathering of cunts who rely on other cunts to be stupid cunts to allow them to continue with their cunting.

Jordan Pickford is a trained short hand typist.

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You're welcome.

Richard Jewell 8.5/10. Clint Eastwood directed film about the Security Guard at the Atlanta Olympics who discovered the bomb in Centennial Park and then went on to become the FBI's prime suspect. Surprised how much I enjoyed this. Performance and story driven and superbly shot.