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    10p bag or 10p mixture. These were an actual currency when i was a kid. Lived in a seaside town and during the school holidays the beaches were rammed. Used to get down to the beach every day and collect as many of these as we could carry. Back to the shops to get the deposit back. Instant money.
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    Might not be on for a few days guys. Apparently you can read my laptop screen from the other end of the couch. FUCK!
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    Got home from work last night. Said hi to the kids. Took the wife upstairs and gave her a good rogering. Slapped her on the arse and said "get my dinner ready bitch." Had a few beers and watched the footy. Now that's a proper man!
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    A song of our times?
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    Always loved this track. Every time I hear it reminds me of discos in uni halls with everyone standing around trying to look cool as fuck while trying to make a pint last them all night and working out how they are going to manage to get laid whilst wearing 3 week old skidded crusty pants that their mum bought them for Xmas. Not me obviously I had my own Hareem!!!
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    What's worrying me is this type of performance is no longer unusual. So mediocre.
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    He's so fuckin ugly his mom used to feed him with a catapult. They used to tie a pork chop round his neck so the dog would play with him.
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    He got a bit of a fright. Woke up at full time and realised he had missed the game.
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    Shiters gonna shite.
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    The worrying thing is I am not even surprised any more. How in the fuck has it got this bad.
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    Brilliant and nicked it for FB.
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    They say that we in the North have a shorter life expectancy. No wonder after that.
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    Holy fuck... that was too close
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    Maybe that's where Coldplay got their inspiration from.
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    If i ever got into her knickers you would need a UN Mandate to get me back out.
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