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Qwikage

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  1. Is it me or does the Barnsley gene pool appear a little thin? I actually previously enjoyed watching Question Time occasionally. Not any more. Sick to death of the same old polarised debate and lack of impartial informed opinion.
  2. Was the first piece of classical music i heard at school. Loved it since.
  3. I watch this often. Would love to attend something like this with a full orchestra. The violinist with the specs looks a right filthy mare (or she is in my head at least)
  4. Just did a massive silent fart. wife at other end of couch...."why you looking at me with that stupid grin on your face" she says.............."oh you dirty smelly arsehole that stinks" Think that qualifies.
  5. I, like so many on this forum, would love to see the back of Trump. He is genuinely terrifying. However, I have a dreadful feeling in the pit of my stomach that either he, or those who share his vested intersets, will find a way to make this go away or find someone else to pin it on. I do so hope I am wrong.
  6. Yeh and then leave it in a field next door to the cemetery.
  7. I once sat across from Alan Pardew on a train from Newcastle to London. He never said a word. Best team talk he has ever given.
  8. Apropos the recent royal engagement announcement. browsing web on laptop...wife in kitchen doing dinner...hears Harry and his bird on telly... "have you seen her ring yet?" she asks "not yet but if its on the web Crouchie will find it" I retort (feeling chuffed with my razor sharp wit) "why is he the jeweler who made it? " she asks "no he is not a jeweler" I reply suddenly realising this could get really messy really quick "so why would he be looking for it? " she says "he is a real royalist and is right into these things" I bluffed "why does he he have an interest in gems as well?" ------ she asks (I shit you not) "yes pet..whats for dinner?" I need to cancel my subscription or this forum will be the death of me.
  9. Salah looks as if he is playing down the park with his mates. He is loving it. Running everywhere and a joy to watch. Always looking for the ball.
  10. Ok i have to ask...what on earth were you searching for when you found those.....especially the rectal dilator? Any UK Stockists? I ask purely for research purposes only obviously!
  11. Depending on the veneer the sanding may allow the paint to adhere to it. You just want to sand it off enough to roughen the surface. Do it on the inside of the door that way if it does not work it will not be visible.
  12. Is it a veneer CT? Get one of the small paint samples pots from the diy shops. (or you could use any old gloss you have left over from previous) Sand the inside of one of the doors (least used one in case it does not work) using a 60 grit paper... paint the bit you have rubbed and leave it to dry. Once dry try rubbing it with a damp cloth...if it comes off then it's fucked and i am all out of ideas. If it does work then obviously do the rest. You can also change the handles which will make a difference as well.
  13. Dissapointed we could not hold onto our first half lead, but to be honest if you had offered me a 3-3 draw away to a spanish side with the european home record they have i would have taken it before kick off. Still top of the group and in charge of our own destiny. Given the limitations of our some of our squad, I'll take that.
  14. My name is Joe - Ken Loache Directed film with Peter Mullen Found it very beleivable and it may be a little grim for some at times but worth a watch.
  15. Was gonna post this one in the soul/R&B/Funk section but figured it would be more apt here. Ladies and gentlemen i give you:
  16. This has almost certainly been posted before i would imagine but the link does not show up in any previous posts . So here it is again. If you are of a certain age and did not have this one to play when you were trying to get some, then quite franky your knob is wasted on you.
  17. Don't know if this has been posted already as some of the earlier links are broken. Absolutely love this tune.
  18. Comedians these days must find it increasingly difficult to come up with original material when describing Trump. I mean how do you parody a parody? Perhaps that is why he has such strong support, imagine trying to come up with anything more shocking or damaging to his credibility than that which he says himself.
  19. Is this the Tories latest attempt at consensus politics? What happens if the answers show a wish for better refuse collection than dealing with affordable housing? If it's a draw do they fit out refuse bins and market them as Bijou apartments and offer them to the Grenfell residents before proclaiming they have rehoused them all locally? How on earth is the amoebic individual who thought of this survey even still in employment?
  20. Nothing To Envy: Real Lives In North Korea ; Barbara Demick. Really good read and scary in parts.
  21. It really is no big deal. When i got mine done we were working on a refurb directly across the road from the hospital.Op was at 10.00. I went into work first thing..nipped across to hospital and was back at work for lunchtime. Don't sweat it dude.
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