Talismanic

He'll be putting Ritchie La in the pigeon soup! 

When we decide, can we get Half & Half scarfs done?

Cara Larms, new signing for the Womens team?

That’s too much

4 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Let's have a caption competition....

The Morlocks emerging 

What a fucking amazing club we are!

We booked the Bastille, reviews aren’t great but how bad can it be?

He's Signed until 2026!!

Via the Athletic David Ornstein

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

So, we don't run further than other teams. And we don't run faster than them, either.

https://www.planetsport.com/soccer/news/who-new-fastest-player-premier-league-following-departure-adama-traore 

 

And we certainly don't recover from injuries any quicker.

 

What do our PEDs actually do?

Shit you’re right! Can we get our money back?

7 minutes ago, CapeRed said:

Would love an attacking mf personally . Somebody is happy to have a crack at goal from 20 yards out but can also create. No idea who it might be though.

Puts on body armour - Naby?

Cheers JV

My stream has died, does anyone know of one I can report to the relevant authorities?

8 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

The new stadium is apparently open for athletics this summer. Triple and Long Jump only.

Beach Volleyball too!

He lives!

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

WTF? Comparing Rashford's stance on child poverty to Calvert Lewin dressing up like a fuckin idiot is incredible journalism of the shittest kind available.

I read it as comparing it to Calvert-Lewin championing mental health.

Anyone know what this will do to their 'the Powers That Be are out to stop our inevitable world domination' whining

Unrequited love I think

The Love Follow Conquer stuff is top notch

13 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

What the fuck !

Must be holding auditions 

I agree the camera angles at ‘New’ Wembley are atrocious. I think they’ve been like that since the rebuild 

And it never stung the team into action

This is all too much to hope for, surely?

Just checking that the Power Shift is still on…

1 minute ago, dockers_strike said:

Premier League 'loan' deals are a fucking joke. This league is supposed to be the richest league in the world yet, several clubs are bringing in players 'on loan'? How the fuck does that work again?

 

Apart from a goalkeeping crisis, a PL club shouldnt be allowed to bring in 'loans,' not even one. They can all afford to buy the player or players concerned. Worried you might go down and be stuck with a big wage earner? Tough fucking luck, you want the player, fucking buy him.

Erm, did you say this 12 months ago?

From the Guardian live transfer feed