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30 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

Beautiful post, mate. 

19 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

What about mine?

Reckon JeanMichelFerriacrosstheMersey was pissed when he wrote that

9 hours ago, Barnesey said:

A CL finale in the Middle East will probably have to wait until the nuclear fall out has deteriorated 

At least they will save some money with the fireworks .

Everton's right side have a combined age of 73 - Seamus Coleman and Ashley Young.

9 minutes ago, Smell The Glove said:

Don't know much about him but when he came on against Chelsea Maguire moved to the left. He's so fucking slow Bradley and Mo have to be taking advantage of that. He hasn't started the 2 previous games for good reason.

Thought his name was Harry 

3 minutes ago, magicrat said:

That's Drury. he's a fucking idiot that thinks his job is to scream like a girl if anyone does a shot at goal

I know Peter Drury is begging for Jesus to score, so he can follow up with a line similar to ‘Jesus has risen on Easter Sunday again’

54 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

You don't have to be obsessed about Liverpool to be obsessed about Liverpool.....

On 26/01/2024 at 03:22, deiseach said:

 

My brother-in-law and his cousin at the game. The location of the cousin's Bitter brother at the time is not known.

 

 

Wow !!!... you're related to James Milner ...no ?

7 hours ago, Scott_M said:

He’d avoid the UK Tax issues doing this. 
 

Clear the Saudi’s haven’t agreed to it yet.

 

Maybe not as easy to get out as some morons would have you believe. 

From Saudi Arabia to Holland. Two countries where getting stoned means completely different things.

On 03/01/2024 at 18:23, manwiththestick said:

Their almost full strength team will beat our not full strength team and they'll all start chatting wham again.

Careless whisper mate

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Called up by Cameroon for the ACN. 17? 

Is he related to that darts player by any chance?

To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and flip-flops...

You can hide but you can't run!!

Couldn't find the joke thread so posted  here ....

1 hour ago, Captain Howdy said:

Long story but had a pint with him in the Black Horse on County Road in something like 92. It was amazING. In fairness he was a nice fella but sounded absolutely nothing like he does now.

Neigh way !!

Elf on the shelf.....