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Oh Buoy last won the day on April 13 2015

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  1. Looks like they've provided a scoring system too (based on any items not above getting minus points, disappointing to see black pudding making the list but I guess it won't fuck off like Everton). Bacon - 11pts Sausage - 10pts Toast - 9pts Beans - 8pts Fried egg - 7pts Hash brown - 6pts Fried mushrooms - 5pts Fried bread - 4pts Grilled tomato - 3pts Grilled mushroom -2pts Black pudding - 1pt ---------- Scrambled egg - -1pts Poached egg - -2pts Fried tomato - -3pts Tinned tomatoes - -4pts Sautéed potatoes - -5pts Chips - -6pts Vegetarian sausage - -7pts Pancakes - -8pts Boiled egg - -10pts White pudding - Reported to the police https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/s5tcb6u1l8/InternalResults_Full English_W.pdf
  2. Otterspool, £9.99. Last orders for breakfast and subbed the black pudding for another hash brown. 3/10. Beans had been nuked which ruined my breakfast, day and quality of life.
  3. Have to agree in CE felt like the minute silence was carrying on at points of the second half. It was madness at 2-0 though - felt Alisson mistake killed the ground.
  4. Things I enjoyed about that game: "Real Madrid are whores!" at the start of the minutes silence. First half (Ali's fuck up aside). Nunez. Salah's goal. Bacjetic (though got exposed towards the end). Things I didn't enjoy about that game: Vini Jr. The fella necking Bovril next to me. How exposed our midfield becomes. Atmosphere after 2-2. Crossing it into a box with no Liverpool plays in. Gifting 3 goals to Madrid. The fella who smelled like a pickle on the train home. Sore feet.
  5. You're all missing out the top hits: SHINE JESUS SHINE Father Abraham had seven songs THIS LIL LIGHT OF MINE He's got the whooooooole world in his hands Give me oil in my lamp
  6. Feel depressed just looking at that. Even the tomatoes are sinking in their fucking misery.
  7. I was going to applaud this thinking it was another CD masterclass. Then I realised it was a jarg merchant trying to outdo Chef CD. That's fucking margarine you discoloured flamingo.
  8. This looks like fucking hell on earth.
  9. Was driving back home earlier and there's a little shopping bit in Aintree that's on a busy road. When the traffic backs up, the turn into the shopping bit can be blocked easily. Saw a car stop to turn in and some old woman in her Micra was innocently blocking the turn. She decides to reverse a bit to let the car turning head on in. Two builders in a car right behind her shit themselves and beeped the shit out of their horn. Old woman was haven't a panic attack in front, arms everywhere for just trying to do a good deed. Shouldn't laugh but one of those moments where you're like, "aww, good on her" only for it to go up in flames in seconds.
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