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Oh Buoy

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  1. Wu-Tan Clan. Originally thought they were a clothing brand but apparently they do music too. And now Crocs.
  2. Bought a 'fruit harvester' off Amazon that clips onto a regular painting pole. Been hooking apples off my tree for the last half hour. I now have about 7,000 apples if anyone needs any. Got 3 little harvest net things for about £10.
  3. + those cunts who leave fridge/freezer items they don't want on random shelves.
  4. Exploring the possibility of setting up a weekend event in town. Does anyone have any experience of event planning or have any useful contacts that would help get this idea out of my head and in some form of tangible plan?
  5. Get a pedal bike. Or some of those shoes with rollerskates built in. Alternatively leave the wife and regain full independence.
  6. We're up for a remortgage later this year and already bracing myself for a shitshow of offers. Does anyone have any recommendations for any brokers or tools they've used to source their mortgages? So far I've tried L&C, Habito, and the general comparison websites.
  7. There's been a few noncey vibes coming from your draft today, Stig. Now may be the time to put your computer outside in the hope it'll catch fire and destroy all the evidence.
  8. Welcome to the infamous TLW pyramid GET COOL scheme. If you sign up for my course I will show you how to get cool by using the blankets you bought. You'll need to pay the £100 get-cool-quick ONE-OFF membership fee and recruit 5 members each.
  9. Spring day? Where I'm from we like to sit in a volcano to cool down.
  10. You have proper tiny hands.
  11. Stripped down to my undies, bottle of coke in the freezer along with cornettos, fans blowing directly at my face and nads. I feel this is becoming too common now - a portable air con system may be the way forward.
  12. The Father - 9/10 Boss film this - film about dementia from the perspective of the people suffering from it. Such a clever film, highly recommend.
  13. I take no responsibility if it's shite and all the credit if it's decent.
  14. Mine's fucking doing that. If they're not moving stuff to unassociated drawers then they're doing this shit instead. Closed the windows for about the 3rd time today. "We need to let the light in" fuck the fuck off.
  15. Absolutely love Krakow. Beautiful place - hope you get there mate.
  16. Does anyone have a house-sized parasol to block out this cunt fireball?
  17. Probably a good time to raise awareness of StreetLink that "exists to help end rough sleeping by enabling members of the public to connect people sleeping rough with the local services that can support them". Used it numerous times when I've been out and about. There's an app on your phone and I'd encourage anyone to download it and just have it handy. Android app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=co.uk.precedent.streetlink iOS app: https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/streetlink/id587543230#38;ign-mpt=uo%3D4
  18. Fucking horrible that - hope someone went out to him afterwards.
  19. Need to get the fan down from the loft today but considering just living in the sea instead.
  20. What's mad about Disney/Florida is that there's like a cult of cunts trying to figure out the best way to reduce the costs. I'm one of those cunts and I've found that https://www.disboards.com/ is the place where all the bad meffs hang out. I swear, post up your budget/issue and you'll have an assigned team of deal finders within seconds.
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