Teasmaid

48/she-male/Beeerken'ead

Nope. I'm not that crazy Spanish bitch, either.

More BBW

Hamstrung's gone? Damn, I'll miss those jiggling bosoms. No, I'm not Gayer, or Momo. I'm much funnier, with a fully functioning liver.

I'll give you a clue. I not iRat.

I fucking hate it when you've been away from a forum for a few years, and you come back, re-register under a different username and purchase a shiny new season ticket with the intention of going on a massive negging spree, only to find that you can no longer comment. What's that all about? If I wanted mere up and down arrows, I'd go on the Guardian website, and save myself £12.