Mook

I have a feeling if we win this, we'll go on to clinch the title against West Ham or Leicester (depending on how Arsenal do). It's a big if though, as we always seem to struggle against this lot.

His co commentary from Jota's goal to the end of the game last night was akin to listening to someone doing a speech at a funeral. Quite a beautiful thing in its way.

Most people are morons though. As it currently stands, their options appear to them as:- Vote Tory - Become poorer Vote Labour - Become poorer Vote Reform - Something else might happen & at least there will be less Johnny Foreigner around to get freebies A new centre left party wouldn't do anything for another generation & even if they did, we saw what happened to Corbyn.

The referee might as well have been wearing blue. What the fuck did they have to complain about?

Despite one of their lot winning a go at being the referee in his Cornflakes, we still managed to win. Shout for Diaz, who shut me & loads of other cunts up tonight with a good performance, our best player. Also Pickford had another go at maiming one of our players, sooner somebody goes through his knee & ends his career, the better.

I mean, it's a forum, people are going to share their thoughts on the line up. I'd like to have seen Gakpo starting myself but happy to go with the manager.

People are just frustrated after a really poor couple of games/results. Win tonight & the mood will pick up no end, win again on Sunday and it'll be largely forgotten about.

He deserves a crack after being the only member of the squad who looked remotely interested in winning that Cup final.

It's absolutely fucked. Our wages have been going up 0-5% while food/rent/power/travel/food/drink etc. has been more like 15-20% the last four years. Breaking point for millions of people is very, very close.

Only with the mentally ill, the blind & people who wear their pyjamas down the High Street. Completely unacceptable footwear under any circumstances. Even for Evertonians.

Ha ha. It would have been more enjoyable if I'd had someone's arm up my arse. Next time someone suggests going to a comedy club, they're getting a boot in the fucking bollocks. I told them it would be shite as well.

The most upsetting thing about that video she's done is she's wearing crocs. I'd sooner wear an Everton jersey than a pair of them. Her self respect level must be nil, does any cunt have her number?

If we sign Isak this summer, I will run down the Royal Mile with only a hat & my shoes on. There is absolutely zero chance of Liverpool buying a £100m+ player from the richest club in the World. The most amazing thing is that people are still talking about it.

Quincy over here.

I love how they always, always manage to look like a Viz pisstake, right down to the name.

Arsenal were always winning tonight. There's a lot of hard work to do before we win the league but I don't think we need to be jumping about in our prams every time they score a goal.

Council tax up, water bills up, energy bills up, public transport charges up, rent up, MP & House of Lords wages up yet here we are, discussing whether Hitler was a socialist.

We were 1-0 up from the away leg, came back to Anfield & lost, having spent the majority of the game playing long balls over the top like fucking Wimbledon. The second half we were OK but generally speaking, it was awful. Slot may well have said that to the media but anyone who doesn't have their eyes painted on knows we were put out by a better side. It happens.

Same. If it was white or yellow, I would probably love it but green is just not a Liverpool colour, never has been & that's not even a proper green. The badge isn't the best either.

Our last two games have been fucking awful, the ones before that weren't particularly amazing either but the squad have had an international break & a week off to shake this blip in form. If we win the next two or three games, the arse twitching will die off completely. The problem will be if we start where we left off on Wednesday & carry it on for another couple of games. The league is not won until it is mathematically over, that is a fact. Let's get out there on Wednesday night & start putting this to bed.

This boy was about as funny as a boot in the bollocks.

I went to a comedy club on Saturday. First guy was a black bisexual from Edinburgh who spent 20 minutes going on about how hard it is being black & bisexual in Edinburgh. Second bird was a Liverpudlian lesbian with mental health issues, who spent 20 minutes going on about how hard it is being a lesbian with mental health issues. Third guy was a posh, English, gay teacher, who was calling blokes in the crowd 'Angel'. Camper than Christmas this cunt. Fourth guy was some Weegie, a Poundland Kevin Bridges really but by the time he came on I was ready to commit genocide so he was at a loss straight away. It wasn't my idea to go & my two mates were blootered and kept speaking to me while these unfunny cunts were on stage & the bouncer gave me a row twice for talking when it wasn't even me. Never again.

Surely Quansah will play RB.

What was the beef with Joey Jones?

Diaz is piss poor down the left & even worse through the middle. If one of those Saudi teams wants to pay over the odds for him, we should be taking him across there ourselves.