Mook

Good for you. like I say, I wouldn't be anywhere near the place anyway.

Ha ha, I'd sooner inject sulphuric acid into my ear drum than go to a Leonard Cohen gig.

I wouldn't go to a gig where I thought every cunt was going to be singing along. Audience participation is completely over the top at live popular music now. With regards Leonard Cohen, I'm not convinced you could get thousands of people to all sing perfectly flat.

Him begging for Salah to be booked for diving when that Chelsea cunt clattered into the back of him would have been funny had it not been so infuriating. Having him on our games is the equivalent of the algorithms on Facebook that constantly update your feed with shite to wind you up to the point of engaging. I'd have him shot if it was up to me.

YouTube did something really weird about a month after we released the EP, they deleted all the videos & then put brand new ones back up. We have a new single coming in a few weeks too but here's the song that vanished...

That refereeing performance. I'm not sure where to start with it so will go for a one word review... cunt.

You don't have to look at them you massive poof.

Bit of a knee jerk reaction to one result that. They are most certainly still credible title contenders at this stage.

Subway. A 1985 French film where Christopher Lambert legs it from a millionaire & his cronies into the Paris subway because he'd broke into his safe & stole some papers. Mad as a herd of cats this, kinda reminded me of Scorsese's After Hours. 7.5/10

Bunch of fucking women on here these days.

Hang on, are we just going to ignore Stig's announcement about loving Four Weddings & A fucking Funeral? What next, Pretty Woman? Fucking Hell.

We met a group of Liverpool supporters in the pub before the gig so you never know. I'm sure one of them was helping me get pints (I was 16 but looked about 14).

That's fine, I'm not a massive Led Zepoelin fan.

Out of the four, I'd pick Parklife but as I say, they're not LPs I'd ever listen to now. I was all about Second Coming in those days.

I just looked at when those albums came out & it's not how I remember it at all... Parklife - April 1994 Definitely Maybe - August 1994 The Great Escape - September 1995 What's The Story Morning Glory - October 1995 I was thinking What's The Story was up against Parklife but it came out about 18 months later.

I used to listen to it more at the time certainly. I would happily go the rest of my life without hearing a note from either LP now though.

Maybe while the media are chasing them for every minor indiscretion, they could do something to help poorer people instead of simply carrying on where the tories left off. I mean, if they're going to lose the next election due to media bias anyway, why not use the next four years to make a difference rather than cutting winter fuel payments and doing fuck all about the astronomical cost of living increases we have seen in the last three years. Yes, the media are a shower of utter cunts but this government are in the same boat at the moment.

The black & the white ones appeared in men's sizes on End Clothing a few days ago but promptly sold out. I've never seen the colourway you're on about over an 8. They're wasted on women, who only seem to be interested in the white/black Sambas.

This reminds me, I went to see Oasis at Sheffield Arena in April '95. Other than Slide Away & Live Forever, I never thought much of them and only went because a few of my mates were going & it was an adventure. I can't remember much about it tbh but just Googled it and apparently it was Tony McCarroll's last gig.

Someone dying at a young age does tend to be fairly tragic.

I'm nervous about this game. Chelsea look a decent side again. Maybe our first proper test under Slot, other than the Forest one we failed spectacularly.

Still holding on to the two World Wars for dear life. We had Bertie Vogts up here years ago & I don't recall anyone mentioning any of that stuff. Proper xenophobic, small minded, chip on their shoulder shite.

The whole thing is fucking cooked. Actually the whole country is, we just adopt American shite and lap it up without the use of critical thought. You only need to look at politics or all this Halloween pish.

Throwing an entire Football Club into himself certainly shows a vivid imagination, even by that bellend's standards.