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I know! It was ok to watch Driller Killer for example. But anything that was slightly ahem blue she’d be up in front of the telly turning it over. That’s catholics for you.

Takes me back seeing some of those mentioned. The Exterminator. Alligator. Weirdly we were allowed to watch most of them but my Ma would never let us watch Electric Blue although it used to catch my attention in the video shop at the time!

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Snowfall was shown on BBC 2. I hope they get around to showing series 3. As others have said criminally underrated. Don’t know why more people didn’t watch it. Glad to know there’s another series to watch. John Singleton died earlier this year so I thought maybe that would be the end of it

The Wijnaldum one is probably the best I would imagine

That’s what I was thinking. Off his tits isn’t he?!

It’s too difficult to call but I voted Mane purely on the basis we beat Barcelona 4-0 without the other two in one of the greatest comebacks of all time.

Southampton Palace and erm Man Utd. Aim for the stars!

Laurent Koscielny’s end to his Arsenal career can go in here. Just been reading about it. Refusing to go on tour. Ripping his Arsenal shirt off to reveal the shirt of his new club Bordeaux when he signed for them. Just seems really fucking weird behaviour from someone who was a senior pro. Club captain and spent the previous 9 years of his career at Arsenal. Why would you sour your relationship with the fans of a club you’ve been with for nearly 10 years to go to a relative minnow in an inferior league? They really don’t give a shit do they?

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Newcastle going from Rafa to the Elephant Man is hilarious. Almost as bad as going from Benitez to Hodgson.... oh hang on that already actually happened..... Freaks my nut out to this day.

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I know a lot a people have said fuck him he’s made his bed etc. I understand that but I don’t buy into it. It would be a great deal if we could get him back on the cheap. Having 4 Brazilian internationals in the team would be boss. He would be the cover we need for the front 3. Also it would send out a fantastic message to the likes of Salah, Mané etc if there was ever any chance of them getting their heads turned. Phil coming back with his tail between his legs calling Barca a bunch of cunts only adds to our appeal.

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I don’t want to get bogged down in that whole shit leg tattoo debate. We can both just agree that wearing sliders is a cunts trick? There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who wear sliders with socks.