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    Other Football - 2018/19 Season

    Newcastle going from Rafa to the Elephant Man is hilarious. Almost as bad as going from Benitez to Hodgson.... oh hang on that already actually happened..... Freaks my nut out to this day.
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    Shit songs by great bands...

    The Cure - It’s Friday I’m in Love.
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    Philippe Coutinho

    I know a lot a people have said fuck him he’s made his bed etc. I understand that but I don’t buy into it. It would be a great deal if we could get him back on the cheap. Having 4 Brazilian internationals in the team would be boss. He would be the cover we need for the front 3. Also it would send out a fantastic message to the likes of Salah, Mané etc if there was ever any chance of them getting their heads turned. Phil coming back with his tail between his legs calling Barca a bunch of cunts only adds to our appeal.
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    One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest I'm Alan Partridge The Chronic Skagboys N/A Any pic of my daughter! Mario Kart (SNES) Beef Wellington Pistachio Ice cream Negroni Real Coffee Lois cords Adidas Stockholm Cornwall California Dunghoop
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    I don’t want to get bogged down in that whole shit leg tattoo debate. We can both just agree that wearing sliders is a cunts trick? There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who wear sliders with socks.
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    Live and let live and all that but it’s a no from me. I’m not a fan of tattoos in general. I’m aware I’m probably in the minority as it appears every cunt has one these days.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Midsommar. Some unsettling scenes. Probably went on a bit too long. 7 out of 10. Very reminiscent of the Wicker Man. I enjoyed it but it wasn’t as scary as the trailer had promised. More of a slow burning psychological thriller.
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    Date night with this one. Love you to the moon and back. Tattoos on people’s fucking legs Anyone who wears Under Armour clobber!
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Here’s an early call. I predict we will finish above them next season. In spite of none of our team being able to get into theirs. Moshi’s billions. Them being the senior club in the city. My rationale for this is the 43 point gap in the table between the two clubs last season.
  10. If you exclude the cups where the first team didn’t play we’ve only lost one game all season to English opposition and that was city away. So why am I shitting myself so much?! This group of players have proved all season that they have got balls the size of space hoppers so it’s an irrational fear to have. Although I think the 3 week break is definitely a concern. I keep having this recurring nightmare where the team coach arrives at the stadium and Klopp and the players get off dressed as ice cream salesmen wearing them white Armani suits.
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    Other Football - 2018/19 Season

    After watching a couple of their last few games, Burnley, Manc derby I genuinely couldn’t be arsed putting myself through it again. I watched a documentary about The Yorkshire Ripper instead tonight and had a glance at my phone at 10pm to see that mekon headed shithouse scored a 30 yarder. It just felt so depressingly inevitable. Glad I swerved watching it. The gig is fucked as long as these cunts are around.
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    Barcelona (A) Champions League 1/5/19

    This is what I hope we see on weds
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    Other Football - 2018/19 Season

    Higuain making Sturridge look like Usain Bolt the way he is strolling around. Has he been eating hash cakes? As said above this ref is a fucking cunt. Giving absolutely fuck all to the away side