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Soft Joe

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  1. If you exclude the cups where the first team didn’t play we’ve only lost one game all season to English opposition and that was city away. So why am I shitting myself so much?! This group of players have proved all season that they have got balls the size of space hoppers so it’s an irrational fear to have. Although I think the 3 week break is definitely a concern. I keep having this recurring nightmare where the team coach arrives at the stadium and Klopp and the players get off dressed as ice cream salesmen wearing them white Armani suits.
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    Other Football - 2018/19 Season

    After watching a couple of their last few games, Burnley, Manc derby I genuinely couldn’t be arsed putting myself through it again. I watched a documentary about The Yorkshire Ripper instead tonight and had a glance at my phone at 10pm to see that mekon headed shithouse scored a 30 yarder. It just felt so depressingly inevitable. Glad I swerved watching it. The gig is fucked as long as these cunts are around.
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    Barcelona (A) Champions League 1/5/19

    This is what I hope we see on weds
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    Other Football - 2018/19 Season

    Higuain making Sturridge look like Usain Bolt the way he is strolling around. Has he been eating hash cakes? As said above this ref is a fucking cunt. Giving absolutely fuck all to the away side
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    Just wish he would fuck off and take his shitty cardie with him. The baldy twat.
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    2001: A Space Odyssey..

    Just watched this earlier for the first time as it was on BBC 2 and it’s ya know a classic so thought I’d give it a go. I’ve seen a few Kubrick films this is just one I’d never got around to. It is shot beautifully and I enjoyed the bit with HAL murdering everyone, the designs of the space ships etc set to classical music. The whole monolith thing and what we choose to interpret as was a bit far out maybe trying too hard to be artsy. The ending was fucking bizarre although I think if you watched this film on acid back in the 60s when it came out it would’ve been mind blowing. All in all I can appreciate some aspects of it but quite intellectually challenging. Some may even say pretentious. As so many critics have included at as one of the best films ever I was hoping I would enjoy it more. I think it might even demand more than one viewing to fully get on board with the rest of the fanboys.
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    The shitness of modern football

    Fucking post of the year this
  8. It’s a derby we don’t even need them to win just draw. I think they actually won the reverse fixture last year didn’t they? I’m not ready to jump on board the negativity train just yet. Need to bust out an Andy dufresne quote about hope or something.......
  9. I’m looking forward to this. I fancy Utd to grab a draw and therefore become instrumental in handing us our best ever chance of winning the league in 30 years. It’s some cosmic g love thing going on after having our noses rubbed in it by them for the last few decades. Having said that if city carry on with their early goal routine I will put my fucking foot through the telly
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    Leeds relegated

    I remember being right next to them in the Anny road when they beat us 3-1 and Alan Smith made his debut. Absolute gang of wankstains
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    Worst British Sitcom Ever?

    Hi De Hi
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    Naby Keita

    Give him a second season Jurgen you shit....