Soft Joe

Cadamarteri. Branch. Jeffers. They really have been spoilt down the years haven’t they?

You forgot the little old albert steptoe fella who has to crawl under the merry go round at the end to try and stop it. Then pulls the lever causing mayhem. Hilarious! Come on it’s Alfred Hitchcock. The Birds? Psycho? A lot of his films have ridiculous plots. Still enjoyable though.

Strangers On A Train. Classic Hitchcock film. Was on telly last night and I ended up watching even though I’d seen it years ago. 9/10. You sometimes forget how good some of these old black and white films are with all the Netflix options. The lead character is a great understated menacing psychopath.

Shevchenko Veron Pogba Asprilla

The devil vomits on our eiderdown once again

The Keeper. Bert Trautmann biopic. Very entertaining enjoyable film. Watched late on Christmas night after getting access to the telly! 7 out of 10

That would appear to be the case. I just steamed in after becoming enraged at the petty bickering on the Solskjaer thread. As you were then.

Can you boring cunts please stop ruining threads with this Maguire discussion? No one cares. The Ole thread is impossible to masturbate to now. I genuinely wanted to know if Phil Thompson had lost the plot.

Uncanny

Wijnaldum was fucking immense in the second half. Some games he seems to just decide I’m going to bring the fucking ruckus. You love to see it you really do.

I held off until a few weeks ago from posting how he was too injury prone and had given up hope of him coming good. My plan is coming to fruition and I hope he continues to make me look like a cunt.

Ridiculous. That song appeared in the mid noughties when Abramovich turned up with his billions and decided to lavish it on them no marks. It doesn’t get sung against Brighton for example. I’m no homophobe but it seems people go actively looking for things to get offended by these days.

Thanks for all the kind words. Make no mistake I wanted us to tear them a new arsehole last night and was made up we won. ( in my mind I justified it as ok and they can have the FA Cup this year....as if that’s ever going to happen!)

My dad died yesterday morning (he was 83 and had been ill). It’s very sad to see the utter hatred these cunts have now. Wall pushing gestures etc. My dad was a blue. He wouldn’t have condoned that sort of thing. He took me the Cup Final in 86 when I was a kid. And again in 88 and 92 even though we weren’t playing Everton. He cheered at some of the goals when we beat Barcelona 4-0 last season. As Everton become more and more shite over the years he made out he wasn’t arsed but I think deep down he was. If they do go down I’m just glad he won’t be around to see it. Because although their fan base has obviously loads more cunts around now it hasn’t always been this bad.

A cunt’s cunt then