Soft Joe

Why doesn’t anyone mention that Kompany should’ve been sent off in the game at their place last season? Fucking twat is inconsolable about the handball decision

Sounds mad even typing this I know but what if we just went over there and slapped the money on the table. £215 million. The ball would be in their court. Something to think about surely?

Not looking good is it? When he went off injured again last night after being shite I’ve finally started accepting he’s gonna have to be filed in the Harry Kewell category. I was initially hopeful he might establish himself this season after a settling in period. Shame as the expectations around him were so high. Hope we manage to recoup a few bob for him at some point

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I used to love watching him on Football Italia when he played for Parma. I enjoyed Jari Litmanen’s little cameo appearances for us as well. You could tell he must’ve been some player in his prime

Joker - amazing performance by Joaquin Phoenix. Very dark and quite slow paced. Musical score by same composer who did Chernobyl is also very sinister and adds to the atmosphere of the film. Some people have said it’s trying too hard to be a serious film. So what? Its no bad thing. One of those films where you’ll either love it or hate it. I really enjoyed it. 9/10

Going into this season as reigning European Champions is a good start! If we can just get that league title in the bag finally the circle will be complete. Be like the 1980s all over again. Never thought I’d see it again in my lifetime.

That’s a shame for Matip. Was looking like he was finally putting a sustained run of games together without picking up any knocks for the first time in his Liverpool career. I’m sure Gomez will slot in without too much fuss. Matip was starting to nail that position down though.

Javier Mascherano wasn’t world class? What the fuck?! This must be some kind of attention seeking thing. Just spout daft outlandish opinions for the sake of it. I love Didi and he was instrumental in turning the second half around in Istanbul but he wasn’t in the same class as Mascherano.

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We go the flame.

Old Trafford. Stamford Bridge. Years of going to these places and getting fuck all irrespective of league position, form or personnel have taught me to have slightly more realistic expectations. Any win will do. I don’t think it will be as easy as you’re implying it should be.

I don’t really understand what you mean by saying they aren’t a high calibre opponent. Chelsea away is a cunt of a fixture. We’ve only won once there in the last 11 years or something. They beat City there last season and were seconds away from beating us there last season as well.

I know! It was ok to watch Driller Killer for example. But anything that was slightly ahem blue she’d be up in front of the telly turning it over. That’s catholics for you.

Takes me back seeing some of those mentioned. The Exterminator. Alligator. Weirdly we were allowed to watch most of them but my Ma would never let us watch Electric Blue although it used to catch my attention in the video shop at the time!