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Clem H Fandango

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    Ruined my wank.
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    Fuck my pension contributions.
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    Do deaf people realise that farts make a sound?
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    It's a wonderful life, pass me the box of kleenex I'm about to secrete salty liquids.
  5. Clem H Fandango
    I for one cannot wait to be a pensioner and act like a right cunt and get away with it.
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    @halewood pete late to the party!
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    And why does it stink of B.O in there?
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    She got a platinum and diamond ring (special offer on the jewellery channel website) for £400 I got her initial on my finger tattoed for £40 wont ever be losing mine and it looks cooler.
  15. Clem H Fandango
    Can anyone recommend if AliExpress is any good? been offered a deal on an action camera that sounds too good to be true?
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    Anyone who says 'you could get run over and killed by a bus tomorrow'. I've got news for you headcase, I won't. Refer also to people who say life is short.
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    First marrow from the garden. Stuffed with a chilli/tomato mince with cheese topping.
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    I'd take a Drago punch to tongue punch her fart box and it like a bong hit.
  19. Clem H Fandango
    My favourite Rocky film as it was the first i went to see at the cinema as a kid. Its remembered for the Dolph than it is for Sly. Both are shit actors though. But this was Dolph's greatest performance i feel. Sly was just being Sly.
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    And it needs to be 10-0-0 formation Stig.
  21. Clem H Fandango
    i cant wait for the best Faroe Islands XI.
  22. Clem H Fandango
    Shouldnt have named him karen.
  23. Clem H Fandango
    @AngryOfTuebrook explain yourself?
  24. Clem H Fandango
    where did i say private army? why twist my words?
  25. Clem H Fandango
    If you believe that then god help you.
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