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    Yes, otherwise it would feel like your face is being pissed/jizzed on.
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    Or that people shit in the shower and push it down the plughole with their toes.....so i've heard.
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    Chebtastic.
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    Large project at the moment for moi. 3m x 3m lean-to shelter/pergola thing. From the back of the house to the shrubbery and rotary washing line. Idea being that i can keep the motorcycles dry and the washing doesnt have to come in when its raining. Will also be growing about 30 strawberry plants hanging form it. £135 for the wood £33 for the post supports (concreted in) £257 for the massive sheets of twinwall polycarbonate. Even the guy from wickes said this stuff is more durable thatn the shite corrugated plastic that goes brittle within 5 years. So i am in the process of painting all the wood first so i dont have to paint it when its erect (ooeerr) and would need a ladder. Photos to follow in a few weeks.
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    Don't know who it is , used to be the same now not the same then they were the same again? Which bucket/bin head do i vote for now? don't want to waste my vote by getting it wrong.
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    Binface ripped off lord buckethead imo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Buckethead Bucketheads manifestos on YT are amazing.
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    Hahaha, fair fucks for googling what the surgery entails. Not my cup of tea when it comes to using Google search.
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    Definitely go. Show us the pics afterwards where you are hog-tied with an apple stuffed in yer mouth and your old eton chums sticking varius implements up yer balloon knot. Then go for a nice meal after.
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    Defo pepper.
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    That looks shit! sorry. eggs look retarded and the sausages look bulimic. The overdose of tomato makes me cringe. The only good point is the toats which any fucker can cook correctly and the bacon. Hang your head in shame.
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    Smash these cunts right in the bastard.
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    Hitman, Perfect, DiBiase all great wrestlers and great on the mic with the exception of young Bret.
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    I played against Carl Morris in the 2nd round of a tournament when i was 21, He whitewashed me! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crg3y22p153o
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    i guess you need all that with a small cock?
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    i'm so glad i don't body build, i like my big penis.
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    Gerwyn - once a prick always a prick...potential Tyrone - a great up and coming prick Anderson - sorted out his farts so not sure he's still a prick Pikachu - a massive uber german prick, bigger prick than adolf. Dirk Van Duijvenbode - tasty big fat prick Adrian Lewis - The king of prickdom. Darts needs Lewis back!
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    I'm not sure where darts is going currently. The standard is god-like and seeing big checkouts regularly whets my appetite. However there is an element creeping onto darts...it's called niceness. There are less spats and beef between players these days, they would rather fist-bump than fisticuff! There is potential with fat Tyrone to cause the occasional argument...but he's just a kid, bwah bwah leave him alone the social media fans say. I want proper argy bargy on stage, players really losing there shit to the point of wanting to throw a punch. Darts has gone soft and i don't like it.
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    Nice to see you have found the one.
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