Clem H Fandango

Hahaha, fair fucks for googling what the surgery entails. Not my cup of tea when it comes to using Google search.

Definitely go. Show us the pics afterwards where you are hog-tied with an apple stuffed in yer mouth and your old eton chums sticking varius implements up yer balloon knot. Then go for a nice meal after.

Defo pepper.

That looks shit! sorry. eggs look retarded and the sausages look bulimic. The overdose of tomato makes me cringe. The only good point is the toats which any fucker can cook correctly and the bacon. Hang your head in shame.

Smash these cunts right in the bastard.

Hitman, Perfect, DiBiase all great wrestlers and great on the mic with the exception of young Bret.

I played against Carl Morris in the 2nd round of a tournament when i was 21, He whitewashed me! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crg3y22p153o

i guess you need all that with a small cock?

i'm so glad i don't body build, i like my big penis.

Gerwyn - once a prick always a prick...potential Tyrone - a great up and coming prick Anderson - sorted out his farts so not sure he's still a prick Pikachu - a massive uber german prick, bigger prick than adolf. Dirk Van Duijvenbode - tasty big fat prick Adrian Lewis - The king of prickdom. Darts needs Lewis back!

I'm not sure where darts is going currently. The standard is god-like and seeing big checkouts regularly whets my appetite. However there is an element creeping onto darts...it's called niceness. There are less spats and beef between players these days, they would rather fist-bump than fisticuff! There is potential with fat Tyrone to cause the occasional argument...but he's just a kid, bwah bwah leave him alone the social media fans say. I want proper argy bargy on stage, players really losing there shit to the point of wanting to throw a punch. Darts has gone soft and i don't like it.

Nice to see you have found the one.

The man who wooed my ring.

Seemingly, the benefit is impressing people with your herculean efforts

Pilates truck

Fuckin' Lovin it! local gobshites actually knocked on my door scrotes: can you stop that noise? me: Dont know what youre talking about, fuck off. I love the frequency generator app and my 360 degree speaker.

Keep using up those heartbeats.

4 years ago. Overdone it on the rowing machine and got an umbilical hernia. Exercise is not good for you. Consider how many heartbeats the human heart is designed for and then try and use them up quicker by running around in lycra like a cunt. So, all the while you think you are improving your resting heart-rate down to 50 bpm whilst doing 130bpm exercise....its plain stupid.