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  1. Sandman40

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgaMmGE65zc First minute shows the survey in action!
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    Mohamed Salah

    Premier League has awarded Kane the goal.
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    Achterbergs days numbered.

    Boooooooooooooo! Jürgen Klopp has explained the role Hans Leitert fulfils with Liverpool. The manager was asked to clarify reports this week that the Austrian serves as a goalkeeping consultant for the club. “Giving advice for the scouting department, nothing else. It’s not that he makes any decisions, he can’t. That’s how it is,” replied Klopp at his pre-Southampton press conference. “But goalkeeping is a special position, so I think it makes sense that in the scouting department we have somebody who is more responsible for that. “But it’s not that he comes in and says, ‘I found it, this is our new No.1’. “We have a lot of goalkeepers at the club for different age groups, and that’s what his job is, first of all. The only person responsible for goalkeeper training in the first team is John Achterberg. “For head of scouting, we have other people. But he brings in all the information he can get, that’s all. We have people for Germany, we have people for Austria, we have people for each country. And we have people for goalkeeping in all these countries – and Hans is this guy.”
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    So he didn't listen to the voodoo.
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    January 2018 Transfer Thread

    Emre Mor? He is playing for Celta Vigo now
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    Ragnar Klavan

    Ragnar Klavan has more goals this calendar year than Messi and Ronaldo combined.
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    Ragnar Klavan

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    Brighton(a) PL- Match Thread

    Any streams for this match?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    [quote name="Thoth" post="4938427" timestamp="1511478311 Three goals in the final four minutes left the Toffees red-faced, though. Red-faced?!?!?! Fuuuuuuuuummmmmmeeeeee!!
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    Virgil Van Dijk

    Is it wrong that the main thing that stood out for me in that article is that it is continued on page 69? Ha, 69!
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    Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

    He likes everything he does so much that he sold him to Everton.
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    Virgil Van Dijk

    Doesn't every club in the world do this? I realized we got "caught" but how did Wenger know Suarez's release clause? Shouldn't they have been punished?
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    Emeka Obi

    He only wears it if it is blue.
  14. Lincoln supporters singing "you're getting sacked in the morning" to Rodgers.
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    Copa America

    Close...just other way around! At least Coutinho will be back to preseason training sooner
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    Copa America

    Coutinho with a tap in for his second
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    Copa America

    Coutinho scores for Brazil against might Haiti!
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Not sure if this hard-hitting article has been posted yet Everton fans rejoice at prospect of new manager to blame for being rubbish Everton fans have described themselves as ‘being over the fucking moon’, as they look forward to being able to blame a new manager for mediocre performances next season. “I keep pinching myself in case it’s all just some wonderful dream,” sobbed crotchety blues fan Simon Williams, 58, wiping a sniffly nose with his Everton shirt. “We’ve been letting other teams with more money to spend on better players score too many goals, whilst our less expensive and not as talented players haven’t scored as many. And we all know what that means! “That manager Roberto Martinez is solely to blame for our utter mediocre-ness, and that absolutely everything that went wrong with our season was entirely his fault. “Apart from those meanie referee decisions, obviously. “But at last the rubbish craphead has gone and next year we’ll have a spanking new scapegoat to have a go at. Sorry, I mean manager. “I haven’t been this happy since heading to Wembley a few weeks ago after clever old Martinez got us closer to winning a real life actual trophy than we had been in years. “No, wait, hang on a sec. I mean since that useless bastard Martinez got us closer to winning a trophy… “No wait… Shit… Er… Er… Oh fuck it. You know what I mean.” When asked who he thought should manage Everton next, Mr Williams smiled dreamily. “Someone brilliant obviously,” he said. “Someone totally out of our league who we’ll never be able to afford unless we sell all the players we have – well, those who don’t get confused about the right direction to kick the ball in. “Actually, that really wouldn’t be a winning strategy now I think about it.” “Wow,” Mr Williams said, his eyes lighting up, “Imagine how much misguided blame and abuse we can hurl at the newbie then! “It’ll be like Christmas every match day!”
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    How can we help get back the Anfield atmosphere?

    Does anyone know what their allocation for tickets was for the away end?
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    Steven Caulker

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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Hope this brings a smile. http://youtu.be/CGkn4tYdS5U
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    Man City (A) 21 Nov 2015

    Since the moment he has arrived, Klopp has said all he cares about are the players that are fit and he can't worry about the others. Definitely proved that today!