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I think questions have got to be asked about why Joe Gomez isn't getting more game time. We're seriously stretched at centre back, he's looked decent any time he's there, so why the fuck is he not playing? On that point Sakho couldn't have picked a better time to play again could he? Palace win and they keep a clean sheet. Now maybe he's a head case, but fucking hell, as a defender he shits all over Lucas and Klavan

By the way Dave, is Jeff Hendrick. People always get him mixed up with this guy though

That Hangelaand interview was absolute gold I have to say, particularly his laziest 11. Some great lines about Berbatov and Adebayor in it. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/5q98i3/brede_hangelands_hilarious_felix_magath_story_and/ On a side issue think there might be some fringe benefits to being Pards' wingman for a night. There's got to be one or two of these left over.

By the way Dave I was thinking of writing a piece this week assessing the game, but there's no need as you said EXACTlLY what I wanted to say. The point on Klopp's inactivity was especially pertinent. You always write best after a shite defeat although, as I'm sure you'll agree, I'd prefer if you wrote nonsense and we just won the fucking thing.

That was my first home game in 5 years. I haven't gone to many games as I've been away a good bit the last few years and I'm from Ireland anyway but I won't be going again. I've been to 3 League games and we've drew 1 and lost 2 so I'm obviously a fucking jinx. On a wider note though this was the worst defeat for me since Chelsea 2014. Every other defeat since then I could write off as "Well, it's only the Carling Cup...Europa League...4th place trophy..." whatever, but the title was still up for grabs on Saturday and now it's up the swanny. Win on Saturday, win against Chelsea, we had a chance. Now, we've no fucking chance. What's another year eh? What's another 27 by the looks of it.

Agree with you 100% on Pogba. I still can't get my head around the fact they sold him on a free and bought him back for a world record. Fuck sake lads, you were right the first time!

Do you think Jon Walters keep scoring against us as Karma for your reports Dave?

Gotta love Harry the Hornet. Sam only wants them to clamp down on Harry because they clamped down so hard on him. And quite rightly too. I do like a bit of Wham Dave but I have to go for I'm Your Man as my favourite. How fitting for him to die on Christmas Day though? Amazing. Continuing on the Stars wars theme, we may have lost Princess Leia but we still have Jabba the Hut Gotta love Harry the Hornet. Sam only wants them to clamp down on Harry because they clamped down so hard on him. And quite rightly too. I do like a bit of Wham Dave but I have to go for I'm Your Man as my favourite. How fitting for him to die on Christmas Day though? Amazing. Continuing on the Stars wars theme, we may have lost Princess Leia but we still have Jabba the Hut

That Mane collision with Barry was horrific. I thought he was dead after it, or at the very least concussed. To come back and score the winning goal is a testament to the lad.

Didn't Junior Hoilett use to be your boy as well Dave? And Danny Ings before he joined us.

We won't get a better chance to win the League in years. Who gives an actual fuck about finishing in the top 4? "But we'll get champions league football..." Yeah, great. Worked out well for Spurs didn't it? I'd rather win 1 league than 2 champions leagues. We've been waiting 27 years for fuck sake! The thing that's horrific about this is that people are saying "We have to get Mignolet back in". Is this the same Mignolet that people would have preferred AIDS to only 6 months ago or am I missing something? The only hope I'm clinging to is that Chelsea go through a blip themselves. Think about it: City look unstoppable, then fall to pieces. Now we do likewise. Chelsea? Well they've been on the right side of the luck over the past few weeks. That's great. But it only lasts for so long. We just have to get our own house in order to capitalize on it.

I can't understand why Pep doesn't get Xavi to play in goal for him. I mean, he can actually pass the ball, and he can hardly save less shots. Love the Jose Mourinho stuff as well. Any Goodfellas reference is good with me.

Absolutely agree about the Champions League. You can only prioritize one or the other and the last time we had a good league season we weren't even in Europe. I'd take a league over 2 European cups. Obviously for Leicester, it's a bit different... As for 17 year old left backs, he sounds like the next Luke Shaw. In the next few years I expect him to get fat, never play and get thrown under the bus by Mourinho.

Stekelenburg was terrible on the first Hazard goal too. I think they were sold a lemon alright. Would love if Mourinho got sectioned. Would be like that episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXoqEOxC1y8&list=PL-Sr9yb7twDwsNOXx76UFCOwVK5bATgvXof Peep show with Super Hans "Did you try and get me sectioned" Finally, Do you think Swansea would have been better off hiring Giggs instead of Bradley?....I'll go get my (full length Wenger) coat.

Those radio phone ins do my head in. The kind of people who ring in to those things are probably the same people who vote for Brexit. As an aside, Would you say that Milner is our most important player now? I'm not saying he's our best, but I don't know how I'd react if he got injured for a big game and Moreno had to come in. By the way, where is Joe Gomez now?

I actually think Guidolin was really unlucky to be let go by Swansea. I mean, they should have got at least a draw against us, and City the week beforehand. Chairmen are far too trigger happy these days. But then it was similar with Laudrup. And Monk. I think even the Reebok stadium for Bolton was too corporate. Once you're not calling a stadium after an area/great historical person, you're on dodgy ground. One final thing Dave, as a non-scouser Liverpool fan, I actually have to say I really like Everton as a club. Now I know that may seem sacrilegious, but remember, I don't get to hear the fans so much, but I love Seamus Coleman (I'm Irish) and their manager and chairman are alright too....Ok. I know. You have permission to hate me.

I particularly liked the "Zlatan's header was a complete pile of Zlatan"

So just wondering Dave, if Lallana got a skinhead would your mum still hate him?

Some great lines in there. I like that Serafino guy. He sounds like has his head screwed on. Although I think he may have bigged up Dossena in the past which makes me question his judgement. I also like Conte too. Mainly because of this In fact I'm going to go out on a bit of a limb here and say I like Italians. Maybe Roberto Mancini is an exception. But I'd take them over the Portuguese any day. I'm not a fan of Gullit though I have to say. The guy was hammering zonal marking, but never mentioned a word about Leicester conceded 3 goals from man to man. And don't even get me fucking started on Gary "Glitter beard" Lineker.

Few points Dave 1) Cazorla and Adam Sandler: Genius 2)Just about Shane Long, do you think there was a bit of "boy who cried wolf" in him not getting that free kick? 3) If that guy who couldn't get in the Villa side last year looks boss now, should we start handing a start to Tiago Ilori? 4) You seem to be hating more teams as the years go on. Are Everton in danger of becoming your second favourite side?

Few things Dave 1) I can't get anyway excited about this victory when I'm still seething about Burnley. Fair enough, they played well, but I want to see us in the top 4 in November and December before I start patting them on the back 2) When you consider Pogbart cost 100 million, Lallana at 25 looks positively cheap.

Lot of good stuff there this week. A few points 1) What are you giving Heavy D grief for? He's great! Well, when Arsenal are losing anyway 2)Hate the away kit nonsense as well. In fact, I'm totally against buying new kits in general. God be with the days when teams would only change their shirt every 5 years. You should only buy a jersey when the old one is gone too worn/small...which unfortunately for some fans is every season. 3) I love when you speak about Everton but I really miss the #Evertonaren'twe? hashtag. That's what made it even better. 4) How how how how how (you get the message) did we not buy a left back? You know when I wrote before that this could be our year? Forget it!

Do you think it was necessary to play the full strength team for a game like this? Considering we had a league game Saturday and have another important one this weekend?

Another thing Dave, just noticed in the last paragraph, has the cult of Zlatan finally worn you down? You're not going to admit you were wrong all along are you?

Random question, am I the only person who hates Gary Lineker? I really can't stand the smugness of the bastard. And I think he was secretly delighted to be semi nude. Suns out, guns out.