Bruce Spanner

MUmZNetZ.

Debbie Does Dallas.

Black Girl.

Eraserhead.

Duck Soup.

Amélie.

They are far from thick. ‘They’ have just found the perfect wedge to drive between reality and fantasy. Goodbye Auntie.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off.

Private Dullard going in two-footed with the mutant algorithm, idiotic, hot takes

The 'BBC' has cancelled Attenborough, not the Tories; they'll probably wade in now with faux outrage. The same 'BBC' which has been stacked with connected Conservatives and some openly former critical members. Remember, they tried to force through others, probably worse ones, at the BBC and OFCOM. There is a concerted effort to discredit the BBC and anything which casts a critical eye and gets people talking about cancelling the licence fee is another step closer to actually abolishing Auntie as she should be.

As nice as it all is, it is actually what 'they' want. Anything which hastens the BBC losing its remit, licence and freedoms is exactly what the plan all along was. A move to partisan, politically funded, news cycles like America has been the long game of these goons and anything which brings Auntie into disrepute with the great unwashed is mana from heaven. Been a great day for 'them' as the BBC is now back against several walls and any decision looks bad.

I'm game, she looks like a goer.

We've had one, that's the problem.

I feel, and am, much safer in Khartoum than in London* *Obviously caveats apply.

Followed the legal and PHE advice, without access to the detailed government records and data, whilst believing the government were doing what was best for the nation based on the best available science, like the rest of the country? THE CUNT, HANG HIM.

Whoosh..

I'd let Aslan toss me off as long as she promised to wear gloves.

They just discovered some key anomalies in galaxy formations billions of years ago, which is going to fuck up the whole study of physics and astrology, so who fucking knows anymore. Maybe it's best to just focus on how insignificant we are in the whole scheme of things, might help us sleep better. WHICH IS AS BANG ON THE NOSE AS AN ANALOGY AS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET!

Even he'd have a hard time explaining the black holes in our midfield...

Fucking awful, self-aware, performative nonsense. Sounds exactly like Plan B did before he discovered Moss Bros suits and corporate events.

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Can't get Capri Sun in this part of the world and even if you can it'd be six months out of date. We have our own fine line of soft drinks though...

I’m the Chief Operating Cunt of Khartoum’s only, and most illegal, craft beer brewery. The problem is not being parched!