Bruce Spanner

Oh, there’s loads more…

Nah, we'll have the Europa to celebrate.

Apart from the market I know very little about that part of town. Wont be rushing back, filled with smug, after work bellends.

Was out in Farringdon last night and couldn’t find a pub showing it. Did I miss much?

AEW will not be a going concern within 2/3 years.

Oh, yeah I took some artistic license. Anyhow's, yeah whore's pasta has it origins in prostitution and whorehouses.

The word ‘May’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, Big Man.

Agreed, it's all over now. What with Angie's 10 year old domestic situation and big H's impropriety it looks like the Tories have finally found their attack lines for the upcoming election. On a serious note the Tories have been putting a lot of effort into finding stuff to smear with and if all they have is Rayner had a complicated living situation with a guy she had a kid in her teens with they really are done.

Sir Big Keith less of a shit than Wilson. If elected goes stright in at #1 bestest Labour leader everest now.

Great Saxaphone solo from Bob Holness.

Whores Pasta is the direct reference as it tastes and smells like, well, we’ll leave it there…

You know what Putanesca means and why? I hope you've finished eating...

In my humble opinion the greatest song ever committed to tape...

@Section_31 The Simple Imp has been forced to apologise finally... For wearing fucking Sambas. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/10/im-a-longtime-devotee-rishi-sunak-apologises-for-wearing-adidas-samba-trainers

Makes fannies taste greasy though, so a rare treat.

Exactly, it's not yellow face or owt like that. I just like to look like, act like and fuck like a long dead, 15th century caricature of simplistic Chinese folklore and heritage stereotypes occasionaly and I get accused of cultural insensitivity and appropriation in Sainsburys when I'm picking up shaoxing vinegar for my Kung Po. Worlds gone, mate.

You know fully well I identify as Chinese on occasion.

Probably for the foodie thread but I've only recently discovered how, relatively, easy it is to make decent take away style Chinese. All these years wasted!

Just taken the kids to see a transvestite sing silly songs whilst looking fabulous. I don’t think they’re damaged yet, will keep you updated.

The Rodger’s season was great, don’t know why so many are against it. Going four nil up after ten minutes yet still being anxious you’ll lose. Wild times.

Lovely first halves, everything since then not so much.

Yeah, but he's a fungi, right?

With good reason, the marksmen would be told non fatal shots, i'm not a monster.

I'd probably have him shot if I was in charge of UEFA to set an example.

Guardiola is a weird, weird fucking fruit.