Gnasher

Suarez being welcomed by barca fans on sky sports 5. Sad seeing him in their shirt.

Oh Rickie will be smoking But he won't be smoking Lamberts Unlike Joe Cole Who's now on the dole

If they lose the next game the protests will start again, the club shop will have to stock up on a load more Norwich city scarves.

Brain dead Giggs waiting in the wings.

"Premiership" ? Football did not start with sky sports. It's called "the league" as in Manchester City won 'the league' because they finished top of "the league" and it dos'nt matter if you finish top of "the league" in 1938 or you finish top of "the league" in 2014 you are "league" champions because you have won "the fucking league"

Anyone seen the united side, what the fuck happened to reported 200 mil they were going to spend this summer?

"I remember when he......" Got pissed and smashed up his car?

Ched Evans out of nick this week?

The billy graham/cliff richard come together https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PGomIHGuGZ8

Just a few of the great mans quotes, " I was wearing jeans, i hope he didnt think i was being disrespectful" On meeting fergurson to discuss taking the man utd job. "He's got the best chest control i have ever seen" after spending 27mil on Fellani. "I'm really looking forward to it and I'm looking forward to pitting my wits against him for many years to come" On pep guardiola before being knocked out of the champions league. " I thought we were magnificent, we must of broke the record in getting to the byline" after being beaten at home to Fulham. " I honestly don't know" after being asked what he can do to turn results around after a home loss to west brom. God I'm going to miss him.

Why dos'nt he get his wife to supplement the 24 grand a year paid by the taxpayer by putting her on the game?

It's a conspiracy that the body shop are kind to animals, what a load of bollocks. I washed my bunny rabbit in a animal friendly body shop shampoo and his fur fell out and his eyes swelled up to the size of satellite dishes. If they would have tested their shampoo on animals like normal manufacturers it could have saved my rabbit a lot of distress.

People are starting to lose faith in Ayres ability to fuck things up. He's the type to wake up this morning with a hangover, going to see Moreno and offering him a go on his Harley. Ayre "go on lad, you've signed now, have a go" Moreno " noo no mr Ayre i don't drive" Ayre " go on its easy, take it for a spin around the car park" Moreno " eh ok" falls off and breaks his leg.

I'm not sure it is, there were reports he is in a marginal seat and would have been booted out at the next election anyway.

He was on 90 grand a year plus 27 in expenses, he also employed his wife as his secretary on 24 grand a year. There was nothing stopping him renting a property on the outskirts of London and having a short commute into work.

His governments policies do not just affect people who are unemployed, ie the largest recipients of housing benefit are people who are in work.

American pop bimbo who knows more about the game than the present England football manager, as proved by this tweet during the World Cup, https://mobile.twitter.com/rihanna/status/479725943280259073

I don't understand why we didnt loan Kelly out for a year.

No, only for "certain types" of human life.

Ayre is watching the game in Cardiff as guest of Sevillla.

Well done Ian Ayre but i was looking forward to seeing Moreno up against Bale, Ronaldo and Rodriquez tonight but as Ayre couldn't be bothered waiting a couple of hours they've pulled him out. Fucking idiot.

I'd put money on Eto scoring more goals per games for us than Drogba will for Chelsea, Soldardo for Spurs or Welbeck for the mancs. As a short term fix Eto's experience of champions league football could be useful Proven goalscorer and big game player.

They haven't even invited him to sit in the stand with the rest of the kremlin.

Jack Dee always looks depressed.

I might've got him mixed up with his audience.