El Dangerous

Caicedo being overpriced had nothing to do with the Saudi’s. If anything Chelsea overpayed for him because of us.

What player did we overpay for due to Saudi spending?

I think once they realised the Saudis could fund their next two transfer windows by selling one player and boost the kitty even more by selling god knows who over the the foreseeable, any chance of them selling a meaningful stake in the club disappeared. Much better to reevaluate in a few years when it becomes clearer what the long term financial gains are of sucking Saudi dick. You’d imagine the prospect of that Super League kicking off again has them licking their lips.

A little look into my crystal ball tells me that if we signed Mount then Klopp transforms him from a luxury attacking player in to functional tidy all rounder akin to Adam Lallana with an almost identical durability. Either way he ends up leaving for free to go and play for West Ham

I dunno, Mounts ability speaks for itself.

If anything I thought Nunez looked a lot better when Mo came inside a bit closer to him. Playing our inverted goal scoring winger in a more traditional winger position was a shit idea.

Hope he continues to be good and we cash in on him in the summer for 1000 red rupees, 30000 green rupees and half a dozen durian fruits.

Depends on the tune but I think the lyrics need a lot of work.

Just what we’re missing!

It doesn’t matter if they want to identify as a historically successful football team, a My Little Pony or an attack helicopter. It’s our place in society to be accepting and supportive of their wishes.

They can maybe afford to go for a Bowen type player age profile wise and I reckon Klopp would prefer someone ready made but it depends if Doak is the real deal. If Doak is the long term successor then good-very good is fine but if not we need to aim higher than Bowen.

Renowned minge bags and overspenders. Schrödingers war chest.

He’s Spanish, if package holidays have taught me anything about the Spanish it’s that they love platters of fruit left out in the sun covered in flies.

It’s replacing Adrian isn’t it? Just not likely.

Nerd.

Watching Neymar FC currently losing to some team from Uzbekistan and it dawns on me. Maybe he’s not moved there for the love of the game.

Kubo looks very promising, quick and tidy feet. Very slight though and it’d take a good portion of the fan base to understand that he’s not here to replace Mo. Still, with a likely shit ton of money coming in the future and an already top prospect in that position we could maybe afford to speculate a bit and take a chance. I think we’ll be talking about Szobo as our main talisman in the near future anyway.

We should find out who United are keen to throw £250k a week at and make them an offer of £75k a week. Then fall back on Kubo or Bakayoko.

Mentioned him when he was but a twinkle in his dads Japanese eye.

Xabi and Klopp joint managers. Imagine Klopp giving you a hug whilst Xabi makes eye contact with you. New shorts all round.

If it was the latter then Titi Camara would still be waiting for his full debut with us.

Add Szobo to the long impressive list of players we signed as second choice who are far far better than the first choice. Imagine watching future West Ham player Mason Mount struggle to find his feet instead of mega shagger Dom.

Sounds like @No2 is the guy for that job.

If that pathetic cuck doesn’t have the balls to make 12 changes at half time the.man he can walk.

Imagine the 3pm kickoffs we could enjoy with him in the team. Afternoon De Ligt is my favourite kind.