El Dangerous

Maybe LVG could do a workshop on making 3 at the back work in the PL. He's so majestic.

He had to do something after the ball glided past Skrtel yet again but all the defenders were poorly positioned to deal with a cross like that, which would be unlucky if we didn't constantly concede like that. So yeah, it's John Achterberg's fault or something.

I took pictures of him and put them on MySpace when he was a bisexual teenager.

Stan! Stan! He was our man! But he beat Ulrika, Erm..Emre Can!

I'd much rather develop him in to a powerful box to box midfielder than a specialised DM anyway. Now Stevies legs have gone we don't have a player like that and top class ones are a fortune. Ratcatcher has Scabies.

Is the question 'where are the worlds only undiscovered cheeses?'

I can understand not signing a DM, it's not his style and we'd need big money to get a decent one in. Same with a forward, those two positions should wait till summer when we'll know where we stand. However, not signing a goalkeeper is fucking ridiculous.

Looks like he forgot to shut it down after he made it to the big time, some of those pics are 8 years old. A cautionary tale for us all.

I'm not sure Milan are going to want Mario back, thier fans were celebrating when they got rid.

Whatsa matter, u no like a spicy meatball?

He's the new Graham Rix.

It's amazing that BR had so little time coaching him yet still managed to ruin him defensively forever. Like having sex with a girl who's recently had a one night stand with Omar.

Swap Mario or Borini for Perin. He looks good on YouTube and he has greesy long hair and a short sleeved goalie top so he fits my criteria of an Italian GK.

I genuinely think you've been smoking crack!

He probably means his second first goal at Anfield.

They mentioned on TAW about how Pep talks about stretching play from one side of the pitch to the other in that book. I thought we did that noticeably well tonight. Could Brendao be taking inspiration from the great man himself or is it just another coincidence.

Can was very good, reckon he'd be worth a go alongside Hendo holding midfield as long as it's the busy creative Henderson that played tonight. Only negatives were Sakho's mad 5 minutes and Sterling throwing gay punches like some 18 year old broard had stepped up to him in a night club.

You were either high for most of the 90's or you're 14. Lovren you can have but there's no way Sakho falls in to the Babb, Scales, Ruddock level of shitness.

Houllier to Newcastle. He's French, has a bad heart, the fans will hate him. He meets all the relevant criteria.

A dennis tooth post is more graphic than a David Cronenberg film.

I think our summer signings will look better once we start laying in to the next batch of shit signings.

On one hand it's the Metro but on the other its fucking us so it's about an even split on if it's bull shit or not.

I'd be careful, he's having a 'wurst season than us.

We should just retrain one of the surplus midfielders to play in goal, at least they'll be good with the ball at thier feet and they couldn't be worse than Brad Jones.

Everton proving that you don't have to be nice guys to be nice guys but they're still nice guys.