El Dangerous

Flashbacks to the media wetting themselves every time we conceded from a set piece under Rafa.

No. Apparently they have to be shit as well as rhyme.

This is fucking depressing.

Has that need done a 20 minute video I can watch 5 minutes of yet?

My worry with him is that any new manager is going to see Nunez as his opportunity to show how great they are at coaching and give him a chance to turn it around. Problem being that it’s not a coaching issue.

As a proud baldman it feels great to have some representation at the club and hopefully we can all stop calling Pep a bald cunt so I can wholeheartedly join in on hating the bald cunt.

You can’t go from the most charismatic man on earth to Gary O’Neil. I’d genuinely give it to Lijnders for a year over someone like that and see if Klopp fancies it again if the Shit Pep doesn’t take to it.

Frank would be an awful decision. Despite the fantastic job he’s done there his style would not go down well. I reckon it’s all in on De Zerbi and we’ll go back to taking a few more punts on promising young players.

Apparently talks are advanced and the deal can be Sealed with a kiss from Rose.

Say “Character” one more time and Brendan Rodgers will show up and chuck his frumpy ex Mrs at you.

Klopp’s Flops out Reuben’s Reds in. Jurg’s Shitbergs out Amo’s Rim Jobs in. On second thoughts maybe let’s just get Roy Hodgson in to steady the ship.

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Got the cheek to be called Ruben and not even be a big fat guy.

Mo being an infinitely better right sided version of Goncalves would hopefully help Nunez a bit too. I always think Nunez looks better with Mo closer to him.

We’re playing Atalanta in the Europa League this week, did he not play for Liverpool last season? Like I said, I want him to stay but you can see from the model we’re run on that they might make a case for letting him go at £100m plus.

He’s irreplaceable and he stays as long as he wants to but that £70m/150m might not be around next year and neither may Mo. You can see the sense in it even if none of us agree with it.

No way we’re spending big on players from Sporting if Amorim comes. One of the more attractive thing about signing a guy like that for Edwards will be that he won’t have to go against his recruitment model to appease him. Maybe they go for Inacio but there won’t be £70m plus bids on Championship proven forwards.

Grow up lads, he’s was a good player until he wasn’t then we got £50m for him. If you’re expecting undying loyalty from foreign fellas in their 20’s then this sport is not for you. He left his boyhood club for us.

Someone called Mainoo from Man U has been called up to the England squad so I assumed Harvey was already part of it. I assumed wrong.

I’ve got nothing against Lijnders but he has more than a little Brendan Rodgers about him.

IndyKaila has more insight than those two piss heads.

At this rate we’re gonna need a bunch of old footy players to stand on the pitch before kick off and shoot their spunk on to the first team sheet.

Can’t see him at a Saudi club in the next couple of years. It’s not taking off at all is it and he’s still at his peak. Hopefully he doesn’t hold us to ransom but I can see him signing an extension at the start of the new guys reign. Providing the shithouses don’t tell him it's £30m plus sell to buy.

As long as there’s still room for Jorg 5 Garry’s to wave his dick around from Ibiza im all in.