Morning Glory

Curtis Jones. Still making the same mistakes season after season. 

Would you put one of or all 3 of Ali, Virg & Mo in our all time greatest 11, if not who would you keep in their place and what would that 11 currently be? 

I picked my wife up in the car just as the pube discussion was in full flow. Her face was a picture! 

Following Dave’s revelation over Croissantgate last week, are there any other foreign words he will not pronounce in their mother tongue, such as Grand Prix or Duck a l’orange?

Will we roll out the old Gary Macca song? (Not the he’s got no hair one…)

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

 

 

Thuram & Kone heavily linked within a couple of hours tonight. Both plus MacAllister or one of the above? Do we actually mean business for once? Once bitten and all that…

Thanks for the podcasts chaps. Been brilliant and also very therapeutic after the dross we’ve endured most of the season.
 

My anger is not just with Brighton, but that prick Maddison. Taking the ball off Tielemans for that penalty was the sliding doors moment of the Shite staying up or going down. Twat.
 

I’m with you Dave. Get on the golf course for 3 months. I started back 2 weeks ago, bliss. Soothing the shite of the past 9 months. 

Great listen as always. I can remember 2 Bobby legendary flicks, Southampton away for Mo in that orange kit, and the Newcastle one you mentioned. Intrigued on that number 7 shout.

Hope his name also gets sung on Saturday. Another one who put the club first by leaving. There’s only one James Milner. 

Bobby will obviously get the send off he deserves but would love it if Milner had a song sung as well. “There’s only one James Milner” would be pretty apt.

Argentina journalist quoting £80 million fee for Ally Macca, 5 year contract. Belgian journalist saying we are very interested in Lavia and he is with us. Is he the Premier League alternative to Ugarte? 

He’s a luxury we can no longer afford. Wages are probably £200K a week. 4 midfielders now this summer? 

Apparently it got a bit heated during the embargoed section, will be out for this Sunday’s papers. Did one or two journalists finally find a backbone? Personally I’d prefer it if they directed their ire at Henry, Werner and the rest. 

Apologies if it was mentioned earlier, but Arteta was wearing a 97 badge. I’d rather a man like that have success over a man like Guardiola.

Apart from Bajectic, not 1 midfielder deserves to be here next season. Safe to say, Fabinho is done. He’s not coming back to what he was. 

Jurgen’s embargoed part of today’s press conference just been dropped. Never heard him so bullish before a summer window. I’ll be glass half full and optimistic. For once. Bring it on.

Stevie doing his best to butter him up on Channel 4 after the game earlier. Jude just as complimentary about Stevie, name dropping Hendo twice. If this doesn’t happen it will be the biggest fuck up by FSG and one that will signal their demise here. 

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

If what Falk has said about Bellingham being THE target and Klopp saying other deals have to be pushed down the pecking order to get it over the line first is correct (big if I know), then I think Klopp might actually consider his position. And I’ve not thought that before.

Interesting that Falk reported this on the weekend and yet we’ve had Joyce now Ornstein in the last 48 hours going cold on Bellingham to us because of insufficient funds, and both are known to be fed by the club (Ornstein had the sale bullshit in November). Reading between the lines, this doesn’t bode well at all. 

Using every journalist possible over the past 2 years to state the reason we have not strengthened our midfield and jeopardised several trophies because we only want Bellingham, he’s Jurgen’s number 1 target and then to fall at the last hurdle citing cost. Again. Standard FSG. Who can blame him if he walks in the summer dealing with these charlatans. Expecting a Milner contract extension any week now. Bastards. 

He is still only 19, plenty of tools to work with. Plus he’s one of us. Rooting for him. 

Happyish with the 5 but for me if we could upgrade on Jota I would do it.,

He’s leaving in the summer according to German media today. Cannot post the link. 

Not only is Bellingham all over Twitter again this morning but also Mount & Nunes. They’re allegedly our 3 midfield resuscitators. I would like a DM included as well.

I hate FSG as much the next person but if my sums are correct we’ve spent over £190 million on 4 forwards in the past 12 months and not a penny on midfielders. There’s your big problem. And who is the person/persons responsible for that?