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Just the odd clump of frog spawn in my garden pond this year.

Egypt is pretty soon going to have a 99% LFC fan following. Vodafone Egypt will give all of its phone customers 11 minutes of free call time every time Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah scores. I remember in Michael Palins original Around the World in 80 days series, the captain of the ship he was sailing on was Egyptian and talked about how he loved LFC and looked forward to docking in Liverpool so he could meet up with his friends there and catch a game. That captain must be loving watching his fellow countryman playing for us now.

Lady is so lucky it wasn’t Mignolet.

13/14: Mata. "This will be the catalyst to push Moyes' team on." Nope. 14/15: Di Maria, Falcao, Herrera, Blind, Shaw, Rojo. "Fecking incredible window. United are back!" Nope. 15/16: Martial, Depay, Schweinsteiger, Schneiderlin, Darmian. "The midfield is finally sorted. This is it." Nope. 16/17: Pogba, Ibrahimovic, Mkhitaryan, Bailly. "Stuff of dreams. Fifa-esque transfer window. We're back to the elite." Nope. 17/18: Lukaku, Matic, Lindelof. "Excellent window. Spine of the team hugely strengthened! Wait, Sanchez?! Watch out, Europe!" Nope. Add in Victor Valdes another high profile name flop for them.

Messi is superhuman.

Spursy looming.

We have scored more goals in the Champions League than Everton have in the Premier League this season.

CB2 > CR7

Expansion of Barcelona's airport is not possible because "planes are not allowed to fly over Lionel Messi's house", according to Vueling president Javier Sanchez-Prieto.

This Ederson fellow reminds me of a rhinoceros the way he charges out of his box all the time.

James Pearce is so hot.

SHOCKER! Sturridge faces longer on West Brom sidelines Daniel Sturridge is facing another month out at West Brom. Sturridge joined on loan from Liverpool in January to help fire Alan Pardew's Baggies to safety but could now find the club relegated before he is fit to return. Signing Sturridge was Pardew's only major new piece of transfer business at the Premier League basement club, who are seven points adrift. But Sturridge is not expected back “imminently" due to a hamstring problem earlier this month which originally ruled him out for just two weeks. The Mirror says he moved to WBA for a £1.5million loan fee and his £120,000-a-week wages. But he limped off just three minutes into Albion's 3–0 loss at Chelsea on February 12 and has played just 77 minutes for the club.

He was the same rascal who was calling for a Government inquiry into the Barkley to Chelsea transfer, right? Local schools, hospitals, roads seem way down the list. Peoples club.

Doing the rounds, not sure if real. Seems they all want out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNqyrE-m2o

When are we playing the Mancs?

Some sore losers tonight. Bust ups in the tunnel at HT, Citeh fans kicking off at the end and Aguero punching a Wigan fan on the pitch.