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The second Indiana Jones film. Quite uncomfortable watching at times.

I read somewhere that the '12 month' rule has been changed, ironically at the behest of Johnson and the Brexit 'Wankers' Corner' mob once Teresa May held on after a NC vote?

The reasons why there is a cold shoulder always waiting for me in Lima are complex, but to reassure you, it doesn't involve any marmalade misunderstandings.

First thank you Dave for another season of fantastic reports, not least recently given your personal losses. I am with you on the walkaround. My brother and I left after Origi's presentation, I didn't feel we needed to be peering into a huge crowd of strangers, strangers' friends, strangers' friends toddlers looking for a red shirt to applaud. That can wait until Saturday a Saint-Denis.

Isn't it because if you stand on a defender's foot and then fall over that isn't a foul on you? I can draft the email for Riley if so.

If you can be bothered with the walk, parking on Bank Hall by the station, or on Stanley Road at the bottom of Fountains Road, works just fine (depending on what direction you're coming from of course....)

Qui redoluit, fecit.

Not wearing coats.

315m for Traore would be decent business for Wolves, a little surprising they didn't take it.

Yes and I have it at the back of my mind that he once did an entertaining piece to camera involving an empty cabinet and a clock. Am I mistaken?

But when you have had enough, you can find a cool empty silence

Minus 273 Kelvin is absolutely freezing.

I don't think there is any doubt that they play host to the green-eyed monster.

In Horrible Histories occasionally a strapline appears that says 'people really believed this' when it came to flat earth, worms curing blindness, etc.

It is. I don't know if there is a 'life's small pleasures' thread but listening to PopMaster when some tool gets 3 points (and that's only because Bruce rolls it across the six yard line at the end for a tap in) is one of them.

It looks like the Spanish clubs made a complaint under Spanish competition law against UEFA, possibly for abuse of a dominant position.

For a horrible moment I thought that sentence was going to end with 'take it up the shitter there'.

The back-perm mullet popularised by personalities such as Chris Waddle and Bob Carolgees was outlawed by UN Convention in 1991, shortly after the fall of Communism. Australia and New Zealand negotiated a twenty year block exemption, which makes this year interesting.

Shouldn't that be in the Untrue Trivia thread?

Are you suggesting that Salah should be allowed to compete in the Winter Olympics?

There is no difference between a crocodile and an alligator, save that the former tends to be seen in a while, and the latter usually seen later.

Tedious panel show ever present Tom Allen lives in a trailer with his wife, girlfriend and their nine kids.

George Bush (Senior) invented the beaded seat cover after experiencing back pain while serving as a pilot in WW2.

Based on my rough knowledge of French tax rates Liverpool would have needed to have paid GW around £210 a week to match what he will net from PSG (assuming DU's 250K is in ££s).

Jacket potatoes seem to have nothing to do with Kenny Jacket. And I am starting to wonder if Warren Buffet really did invent a convenient way of obtaining finger food.