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23 minutes ago, Champ said:

That Mother’s Day thing. What the actual fuck were they thinking about?

Makes it look even weirder now, and it was already massively massively weird. 

She was lucky to get through that waiting list pretty quickly. 

"The last time I saw Gareth I was on the bed waiting for the ambulance."

Interesting. So the England manager didn't go and bother seeing the player whose career was upended when representing England.

What a shock, the pizza selling, gormless looking, waistcoat wearing cunt. 

When's the Jude Law one out?

The stadium looks alright to me. It's a really weird place to build it though. 

1 hour ago, Elite said:

He loves him so much he'll only use pyramid tea bags.

Walk Like An Egyptian is his ring tone. 

On 02/05/2023 at 17:44, KMD7 said:

50 years! 

Jane Seymour, yes please. 

Was hoping they'd do something different with Bond for a change, like have an old Bond come out of retirement or a young Bond just starting out. 

Is it just going to be more of the same? 

4 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Heartwarming little story this, bless him. 

 

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/narayana-murthy-infosys-shares-grandson-sunak-b2514760.html

 

 

 

Sunak's father in law said he wants the people of India to work 70 hours a week. Another cunt. 

Can't believe De Zerbi is still on the list.

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

I reckon they’ll get a 4 point deduction with non suspended for repeat offending.

I wonder if Forest will/can appeal? Might get their punishment reduced to 2/3 points? And will Everton get a second punishment - anything from 2-10 points?

As hilarious as it all is, the Premier League seem all over the place with this. 

The new Emre Can..

If Everton got a similar 4 point deduction they STILL wouldn't be bottom four. Jesus. 

If Luton stay up will they be the worst team to have avoided relegation? 

Her face has aged a lot over the last few years. Probably the stress of being part of that lunatic family and having to efficiently produce sprogs. 

The Fall of the House of Usher.

Fuck me, what a load of shit. Mike Flanagan has to be tj biggest fraud in television. 

Watched the first two episodes and gave up, taking his other terrible shows into consideration. Contrived, convoluted, over acted shit. 

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

"The fix is in". Meff.

 

I love the way that he's just spotted a loophole that says you can avoid relegation if you win loads of games.

To be fair Everton won't win a load of games and still won't get relegated due to the shite underneath them. 

Cheers. I had to laugh at the various permutations of Cody Gakslow!

Loads to say about the match, but it's done now. Hopefully the majority of the squad gets a decent rest, we get some players back, and we set ourselves up for one final push for the league, including revenge on this Salford lot. 

11 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve not had it for decades. I used to love the butterscotch flavour as a kid, though.

It's nice in small doses. 

Instead of extra time, the team captains should be sat in the centre circle and race to see who can finish a full bowl of Angel Delight first. Whoever does it quickest gets the win. 

9 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Steve Harley,  Cockney Rebel has passed.

Very sad. He loved Liverpool and raised a lot of money for the Palm House refurbishment, including flogging his own mementos.

Leave Elliott alone you bunch of cunts or I'll set ET on you. 

1 hour ago, The Guest said:

There’s 100% an issue developing between him and Nunez.  Gakpo reacts like a school kid when somebody doesn’t play him but then is the greediest player in the team when he gets it.  Nunez has started reacting in the same fashion back to him.  He’s the only one at the moment but he won’t be for long.  He stinks of Sturridge at the moment.  He gets left out and seems to think his route back in is scoring goals.  Every situation he just holds on to the ball and holds on waiting for a shooting opportunity.  He will then either give it away from being crowded out or lay it off but the chance has gone for other players.  He needs it spelling out to him.

I wish he was half as good as Sturridge.

25 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

You wear waterproofs in the shower.

What are you thoughts on Angel Delight?

Hugely embarrassing.

Ah, Nunez IS playing. 

Massively arrogant this second half.