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Allison

Gomez (RB)

Matip

VVD

Robertson

Fabhino

Arthur

Firmino

Mo 

Nunez

Jota 

8 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

 

They love getting dressed up don't they? It's like nursery school where the kids get to try on different professions and outfits. 

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is Starmer congratulating Truss? He should be calling her a Tory cunt. Fuck sake man, grow some fucking balls. 

54 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Small time apparently for celebrating a disallowed VAR goal for them. Obviously it’s absolutely fine to cheer like you’ve just won the league when one of their players twats one of ours 

They were cheering throw ins like they were penalties yesterday.

Good pod. Agree that hopefully now the "grown ups" are coming back from injury things may improve. 

I still can't believe we're playing Salah that far away from goal. And Klopp is adamant nothing has changed. 

59 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Shameless cunt her. Another lying grifter. 

That's this country in a nutshell. Grifters and chancers. And those same grifters and chancers are telling the rest of us we should be working harder and longer. 

"So I said, 'buy a new kettle'!!!"

(Obviously the pic is old, but for the purposes of a joke...)

Imagine shooting and killing a little girl and not having the bollocks to own up to it. Same goes for his cunt mates. 

Put them in stocks in the middle of town. 

The new Health Minister.

The channel GREAT! movies is advertising their festive channel GREAT! movies Christmas. Starts on 8th September.

I've put this is this thread, but I'm also going to post it in the Little Things That Brighten Your Day thread too. 

13 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Gonna throw up.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany." 

So as well as Thiago, Keita, Ox, Jones being injured, Henderson picked up an injury against Newcastle and Carvahlo today?

What the fuck. 

Why couldn't they do that last fucking season. 

Decent result there. Should help us at the end of the season.

In our relegation battle with Villa.

2 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

They will win it by 20+ points this season.

 

Best league in the world!

And all we'll hear from the pundits is how great they are, how deadly Haaland is, how amazing Guardiola is. 

Nobody will mention the elephant in the room*.

*The elephant is them being massive fucking sportwashing cheats who have almost destroyed English football. 

I thought he'd be like a man possessed, a whirling dervish unleashed on the Everton grocks.

But he seemed to be playing within himself? 

50 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Fucking Moyes keeping Everton out of the bottom three. Boggle eyed …

 

Cornet levels. Everton back in the bottom three.

Everton could lose every game this season and somehow there'd still be three worse teams than them.

Lampard got more out of the players he had, than Klopp did out of his. That's disappointing. 

2 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

He's not a target man. He was genuinely playing on the left in the first half and changing positions with Diaz. But there's zero chemistry with him and the other players and our plan to get him chances at the moment is just to hoof it to him.

I think he's a nice player, but I don't think Diaz has any chemistry with the team either. He's like a ringer who's never played in this team every time he plays. And I don't blame him, more the rest of the team. 

4 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Not what we needed in the summer. Got nothing against the lad but if money was so tight it should have been spend on the midfield.

 

 

The way they go on about the "right" player being available - and then out the blue they spunk £60m+ on a South American cheerleader. 

Everton are crap. 

I've no idea what has happened us. Just a bunch of strangers messing around on the pitch. 

3 minutes ago, LFC 6 Times said:

The fawning over Everton’s small time and  violent behaviour on BT is embarrassing. 

Any mention of the £500million they've spent?

12 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

B and M in selling shite shocker? Never.

I bought a box of Marshmallow Mateys and a box of Lion Bar cereal instead.

Myra Hindley haha fucking hell.