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I'd give anything for a peak David Batty in our midfield right now.

Make it happen! Nat will head him into oblivion.

Kym Marsh - GRAND MILF.

For the first time under Klopp, I have the feeling that the management team don't know what to do. That was a good team they put out yesterday, arguably our best, and it was a car crash of a performance, in a season of car crash performances.

Fair play for facing up to this and delivering a show! There's all sorts going on, but I do think a lot of damage could be undone with two quality midfield signings as soon as the window opens. The Bellingham stuff is just a pipe dream, but there must be players out there who we can bring in. Robust, technically sound, mid 20s. It'll help the defence and the attack. Keita and Ox need binning off. Milner needs to retire. Henderson needs to take on the Milner role.

Lennon was a brilliant arranger of harmonies and background vocals.

When I did the National Trust tour years ago I was severely hungover and was sat in Lennon's bedroom on my own hoping and praying I wouldn't throw up. Thankfully I managed to get out without making an arsehole of myself.

Fucking hell - the thing that really wound me up (in a game full of wind ups) was Gomez getting booked for time wasting on that throw in. How many seasons have we had to put up with opposition teams time wasting from the start with fuck all ever done by the referee? Even then sometimes to rub salt into the wound you might get the goalie being booked in injury time. It's not like we'd been time wasting all game, as if it was a build up of offences. We were comically shite, but the referee was the chief clown at the circus.

The fact that the club management let him is insane. Did nobody at the club think, 'hang on...this doesn't seem like a good idea to me.' Or, as someone should have said, "knock that shit on the head until you retire."

We need a whole new midfield. Like, literally 4 new, really good midfielders.

Fabhino has been shit for months though. The problem is, barely any of them deserve to play!

Absolutely. But, the tactics. Holy fuck. Is anyone in charge? Primary school footy.

He's crap. The hipsters liked him.

Relegation incoming. The Greek is fucking shit.

Yeah it's wild. As you say, only a few months ago we were a few goals away from winning the Quadruple. I think it papered over some cracks though - midfield was creaking and Salah was in a slump. Not much has changed, except we've swapped Mane for Nunez.

Not having that lightbulb shite beat us - come on reds, fill these in. Plus it's the Emirates - I've seen more intimidating atmospheres at the local crown greens bowl.

That strip thing has to be a wind up? I wonder if you could get a lapdance in your seat?

Definitely, especially Elliott. Still can't believe we started the Derby at Goodison with him and Carvahlo starting. Kids.

I think injuries have badly affected the development of Jones and Elliott, unfortunately.

No shots on target for Southampton. Must have worked on that tactic all week.

Yes, very much.

He's taking it well...

BBC impartiality at its best there.

The Haunting of Bly Manor Holy fuck, what a load of shit. 9 episodes - first 5 are crap. 6 and 7 are good, but then loses all momentum in episode 8 which is a whole backstory. Probably could have been a decent 2 hour job. 2/10.