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Lovely cross. First time hit with a swing of the left foot. Natural talent in abundance. It's good to have him on our books, I think.

I think Rylan is alright! I think he means well, and his radio 2 show is okay, whereas Pete Price is a twat and his radio show was utter shite.

Have you had Covid?

Can't wait for his first injury. Then he'll really be part of the LFC family.

I hope we made sure to use the ink in Preston's pens and not wasted ours unnecessarily - think of the expense!

The wife of the neighbour who tested positive on a lateral flow has gone to work today, saw her while I was de-icing my car. He's waiting on a PCR test result from Saturday. Needless to say, next time they come round to see if our kids are going out to play they'll be told to fuck off. This is the problem in this country - rules are great, but they're for other people not ME.

I doubt he'll be starting until the 28th against Sheffield United.

Can't see him playing against Brighton as it's too soon, and no way will he play against City. And then Leicester - putting him up against Vardy? No. And then the Champions League - nope. Then the derby. Maybe? Doubtful though. So Sheffield United on the 28th Feb. Can't wait.

Lawro makes it sound like the lad has won a competition in Shoot magazine to play for us. "It couldn't have happened to a nicer lad! He loves his mum, too." He'll probably be playing for Celtic by summer.

If it looks like a Tory and sounds like a Tory...

She's gone out again. Lockdown and isolation is clearly only for suckers. Anyway, you'll have to excuse me, I'm quite busy today...

God what a twat...

Neighbour knocked at ours yesterday - told me the husband had tested positive. Our kids sometimes play together so she was just giving a heads up. Never mind someone in her household was positive, she'd just been round the corner shop. Then not long after she went out in her car for a few hours. Then later on, he pulled up in his car to talk to me - he'd just been out to Costa. Someone he knew came along and he got out the car and started talking to them. No wonder the situation in this country is so grim. To make it even worse, she works in a chemist! The other week they went to his mum's for a big family dinner with other family - the other family turns out all has Covid. The neighbours just ignored it and carried on their business waiting for the test results - him and her went to work, the kid went to nursery.

One of the parents of a kid in the wife's class has put her kid in school next week (she is a carer to be fair) - but someone noticed her post on Facebook on Friday saying "last day of work, off next week, looking forward to chilling."

They won a draw at Anfield, have you forgotten already?

Yeah it makes you realise how infinitesimal we are, but how significant we are, at the same time.

Nice one. I'll make my kids watch that. Ever seen Journey to the Centre of the Universe? It's pretty good.

All the virgins voted for James Bond.

Can he just get on the team bus back up here tomorrow?

Hate those early goals with Man City. Fuck sake.

Hate the way they call him Hammez. Call him Rodriguez!

We'll like it at first, but we'll soon have an empty, unfulfilled feeling.

What are those Player Valuations all about on GOT?

So presumably the virgins are the ones who fantasise about being a posh secret agent?