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Dune 2. It's a really good film. Looks and sounds amazing. Did I enjoy it? I don't know. With this and the first one there have been a lot of hours but still not sure I even like it. I think it's because I don't really like any of the characters. Prefer Flash Gordon, if I'm honest. Saying that, Rebecca Ferguson is stunning. 7/10.

Has no manager got the balls to follow in Klopp's footsteps? Fucking hell. And with that squad he's leaving behind.

There'll never be a better chance for him to be Liverpool manager. The stars have aligned at the right time. I hope his breakfast bratwurst is cold tomorrow.

Slight problem with the playing side though....

Coward!

Withhold their wages while they're away on international duty, see if they're still so keen.

He went shit when he cut his hair short and dyed it dark. It's an age old tale.

Did he down tools or had he just fell off a cliff? He still had his moments but his glory days had passed him by even when he was still with us.

Sounds like Yakubu doesn't like that type of African.

This has got to be the snidest looking Brazil team ever.

Was reading the Liverpool Echo website site this morning. The number of nonces and child abusers, rapists and sex offenders, it's mad. Loads of men are absolute wrong uns.

Makes it look even weirder now, and it was already massively massively weird.

She was lucky to get through that waiting list pretty quickly.

"The last time I saw Gareth I was on the bed waiting for the ambulance." Interesting. So the England manager didn't go and bother seeing the player whose career was upended when representing England. What a shock, the pizza selling, gormless looking, waistcoat wearing cunt.

When's the Jude Law one out?

The stadium looks alright to me. It's a really weird place to build it though.

Walk Like An Egyptian is his ring tone.

Jane Seymour, yes please.

Was hoping they'd do something different with Bond for a change, like have an old Bond come out of retirement or a young Bond just starting out. Is it just going to be more of the same?

Sunak's father in law said he wants the people of India to work 70 hours a week. Another cunt.

Can't believe De Zerbi is still on the list.

I wonder if Forest will/can appeal? Might get their punishment reduced to 2/3 points? And will Everton get a second punishment - anything from 2-10 points? As hilarious as it all is, the Premier League seem all over the place with this.

The new Emre Can..

If Everton got a similar 4 point deduction they STILL wouldn't be bottom four. Jesus. If Luton stay up will they be the worst team to have avoided relegation?

Her face has aged a lot over the last few years. Probably the stress of being part of that lunatic family and having to efficiently produce sprogs.