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Keita needs to get on the weights and drink some milk and eat some steaks.

That's the worst tweet I've ever seen. I'm amazed red roses were allowed.

I didn't say I wouldn't enjoy winning the league. The actual trophy, however, is the very definition of 'tin pot'!

God the premier League trophy really is shit.

Tom Davies with a rare starting appearance.

I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my ma won't admit it.

I'd rather wait until the end of the season for this type of stuff.

The official LFC Twitter wishing Suarez a happy birthday was absolutely fucking cringe worthy. Got no problems with Owen personally. He was a great player for us and helped win us trophies. Don't really care that he played for Man Utd. I do think he's got a bit of a strange personality though - probably cos he's from the wrong side of the river.

SURPRISE! HS2 could be slower north of Birmingham to cut costs – Shapps https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/feb/12/hs2-could-be-slower-north-birmingham-cut-costs-grant-shapps

Tilda Swinton had a St Helens accent which was disconcerting.

Haha it's brilliant isn't it. Hoping he does the Furiosa sequel but I think it's had various problems. It's amazing he was given the budget to make Fury Road.

No no. I had a celebratory wank.

You spelled Dave Grohl wrong, it's K U R T C O B A I N

If you haven't read it, the book is good. The first half is genuinely unsettling.

DAPHNE

She looks like her own cousin or sister or maybe just someone who's needlessly had plastic surgery. Still would, obviously.

She looks nothing like she used to - she literally looks a different person.

Sam Ricketts paraphrased - "I like VAR except when it goes against us."

Brilliant game. Heroes. Shrewsbury fans can fuck off back to their hobbit holes in the shire and take their shit songs with them.

Old yarddogs kicking shit out of kids. Basically...

Charlie Adam began this week saying we should drop Salah and bring in Mbappe. Maybe he's still pissed from the weekend.

Maybe Jürgen will share his link?