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Ever had your ears syringed/jet washed? Afterwards you've got super human hearing, like you're one of the X Men or something.

The picture of the woman eating a lolly ice is very important to the Coronavirus editorial I'm sure.

Another 363 residents of the United Kingdom dead in a day. Everything's fine though.

I like seeing escaped balloons flying high through the sky. I weirdly find it quite a serene few seconds or minutes.

He's a fucking scruff. The abuse Corbyn took a few years ago for basically not wearing an expensive, fitted suit. Johnson looks like he's jumped out of the bedroom window of a married woman's house in a hurry. THIS COUNTRY.

Where's the Queen? Some shitty video about 8 weeks ago and that's it. Some fucking state leader. 50,000 dead and not a dickie bird.

I wish I was her neighbour.

Prince Charles, speaking from his large castle and his taxpayer funded lifestyle, asked the nation's jobless serfs to pick fruit and veg. Add to the Coronacunts list?

Yep, back to 545.

Is that you, Karol?

It's weird that 160 deaths in one day seems like "good" news.

Just watched episode 4 of The Mandalorian. Christ that was an absolute shit show. I've enjoyed the first three but fuck me that was abysmal. It does have a habit of veering into sub-par Star Trek.

Yes, they're using Reception, Years 1 and 6 plus key workers kids as guinea pigs.

I can't even go and sit in my mum and dad's, why the fuck should I send my kids back to school with 20 odd other kids?

Trust the Conservatives to turn a pandemic with thousands dead into a class fight with the unions.

Bags of dog shit everywhere just lashed on the floor. Fucking twats.

There are horrendous eye witness accounts of Dresden. https://www.google.com/amp/s/spad1.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/eyewitness-the-bombing-of-dresden-14-february-1945/amp/ "I spent all the daylight hours which followed in the town searching for my fiance. I looked for him amongst the dead, because hardly any living beings were to be seen anywhere. What I saw is so horrific that I shall hardly be able to describe it. Dead, dead, dead everywhere. Some completely black like charcoal. Others completely untouched, lying as if they were asleep. Women in aprons, women with children sitting in the trams as if they had just nodded off. Many women, many young girls, many small children, soldiers who were only identifiable as such by the metal buckles on their belts, almost all of them naked. Some clinging to each other in groups as if they were clawing at each other. "From some of the debris poked arms, heads, legs, shattered skulls. The static water tanks were filled up to the top with dead human beings, with large pieces of masonry lying on top of that again. Most people looked as if they had been inflated, with large yellow and brown stains on their bodies. People whose clothes were still glowing. . . I think I was incapable of absorbing the meaning of this cruelty any more, for there were also so many little babies, terribly mutilated; and all the people lying so close together that it looked as if someone had put them down there, street by street, deliberately."

Peter Ebdon has always been a bit weird. Some protest...

Gavin Williamson blaming teachers for not rescuing kids from bad home lives. Actually mate, I think that's your job.

Family trips in the car for milk? Maybe.

Just walked the corner shop for milk. Loads of cars out by ours. No idea where they're all going to.

But you can't see your sister in law in person.

Hoffs.

Have they got Coronavirus, is that the danger?