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The Straight Story is on Film 4 this Saturday afternoon.

Well if we're talking Michael Jackson then we can't not have... This... And this...

You mean a half man/half fly vomiting acid onto a fella's hand and leg and then eating his melted foot is minging? Cbeebies stuff that!

Been rewatching 80s and 90s films from my childhood. Last one was The Fly. Fuck me I wish I hadn't watched it. I'm a horror fan so am used to being disturbed, but jesus... first film I've seen in a long time which actually made me feel physically sick. The first 20 odd minutes are quite dated and the script is clunky as fuck, but once the teleport machines kick in it just heads straight into Grossville. 6.5/10.

Good pod, as always. Robertson is just going to have to wait his turn to get back in the team. Gomez is playing brilliantly. And Robbo wasn't pulling up any trees before he got injured - in fact, he was a bit of a scapegoat (rightly or wrongly) at the start of the season when we weren't playing so well. On form, Joe deserves to be in the first team. Plus - that first goal must be getting closer....

They're a total embarrassment. Long may it continue!

Goodison Park?

A torn hamstring. Fucking great. Anyway, Gomez will be able to replace anyone. I support Joe Gomez FC.

That's the problem with the waterfront - looks nice in pictures but more often than not it's blowing a gale. If you go down the arena or that Pullman hotel it's always freezing and windy.

Jesus this has to be the worst comment of the season so far: "a team that has no business being top of the league based on talent" So, a team with Virgil, Allison, Salah, Trent, Robbo, MacAllister, Konate, Thiago, Jota and Nunez has no talent. That's quite the hot take. How many Arsenal players would actually get in our first team?

I rewound it a few times. It actually gets funnier the more you watch it.

All of the Bournemouth fans. Small time, cry arsing twats.

Madrid then scored a winner in the 99th minute.

If you like that you should try Lost Highway, which Lynch made four years before Mulholland Drive.

The itv coverage is a mixed bag. They've got some good commentators and pundits, and it's a bit more relaxed than the BBC. But it does come across as a bit more amateurish, and Jill Douglas is no Hazel Irvine. What I do prefer is they hang around after a match for longer - the BBC always seem in a rush to get off the air. It's a joke after a final there's barely any pundit review of the match or tournament.

Mad game. He could easily have been 8-0 down. Managed to scramble a few frames to go into the evening session. Some bad misses from both of them. But snooker finals are long - you can take off early but run out of gas. Looks like that happened to Judd. The late missed black and brown from Judd - reckon they'll haunt him for a few nights.

So, you're allowed to just run into players now? Bit like American Football?

Me neither. Could have snapped his leg in two. Stuff like this happens I can't even be arsed watching footy anymore.

That is absolutely disgusting. What a fucking farce the game is.

These have got a few injuries and players unavailable, particularly in defence. Do a win.

They don't need to do a parody to make it funny, just a straight documentary. The laughs write themselves.

Ronnie's now won 13 games in a row, and that includes two of the major championships.

That was some of the best snooker I've ever seen played. Incredible. His cuing was majestic. I wasn't going to bother watching but I'm glad I did. Poor Ding - he hardly made a mistake and was completely dismantled in an hour.