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Alonso isn't coming, and everyone else is shit. I'd be happy for Pep to continue the dynasty. Hope this helps!

The striker who is paid £1m a week scores. Just what is Guardiola's magic? What is the secret sauce he decants into this team of misfits, low achievers and journeymen?

Christ, can you imagine how cold it must have been for the majority of the population. Oh well, at least they had the horrors of the first world war just round the corner. Awful times.

The goodison orcs were going mad at the palace goalie time wasting. I however found it most amusing.

Everton are like watching a rugby union team playing for a penalty in the opposition half. Except for Everton it's corners as that's the only chance they have of scoring a goal. They are absolutely fucking chronic.

The British media love reporting this type of "research" - they never seem to look too hard into who the researchers are or who has funded it. Usually some private think tank whose chief exec went to Eton with their Tory MP mates.

I rewatched series 2 and though I realise I'm in a very very small minority I thought it was very entertaining. 8/10.

I reached series one and loved it even more than the first time. 10/10.

Also, how shameful were Brentford in fouling and play acting? Absolutely embarrassing. Finally, we just look a better balanced team with Bradley at right back. It's astonishing. I don't know if it's because he's really good (which he is) or Trent had just given up defending properly.

Good pod. Highlight being Chris's impression of Jules.

Game knows game haha.

Regarding the title chase, it's as good as the rest of the season. Gutted.

She's a handsome individual.

Genuinely, where do they get them from? Every time you think you've seen the worst, another one comes along who's even more cuntish.

Children of Men. Haven't watched this in years, still great. 9/10.

The Iron Claw. Thought this was brilliant and there were a few people in tears near the end at the pictures. 9/10.

Yes, I hated it and wished I'd gotten those two hours of my life back.

Is she the biggest solo pop star since Wacko Jacko?

Genuinely thought they'd bought Dier as a neighbour and gopher for Kane. Didn't think they'd actually play him.

Disgusting. Made no attempt at the tackle and knew what he was doing. Hope Mitoma sends the Yakuza round to Holgate's place.

Absolute sitter by Chelsea. Fucking hell.

To be fair, someone fell onto his knee from a height, not much he could do about it.

There was a voicemail question on the Vernon Kay show this morning, the fella said he was from Liverpool and it was clearly ESD. Even I could barely understand him and I was born and have lived here my whole 44 years. What is wrong with these cunts? Do they think it makes them cool? Or hard? Bellends.

From pictures he looked quite a bit bigger than he used to - maybe a heart attack? Sudden death? Or, and I hate to say it, when a shock death is announced without mention of cause then it's often self inflicted. Hope I'm wrong though. I can't say I was a huge fan, but it's been quite emotional hearing the tributes to him today. I even put up with Vernon Kay.