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    Also, maybe flogging players in meaningless international games straight after a long gruelling season isn't the best idea.
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    I didn't think England fans booed anything to do with queen and country? I for one am disgusted and am currently penning a furious missive to the Daily Mail about the fans' conduct.
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    Why don't they just cut down on time wasting?
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    Wenger has turned into a right prick since he moved to FIFA.
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    I still have nightmares about the time I hurt my back, didn't get it sorted and after a few weeks of pain ended up in A and E with excruciating back spasms. That's the only time I've cried in pain. Was put on a heady mix of Diazepam, Ibuprofen, Cocodamol and Naproxen - had to write out an hourly schedule so I didn't overdose. Toothache is completely miserable, especially as it seems to hit when you can't immediately get to a dentist. Plus now you've got the extra dread of it potentially costing hundreds of pounds to fix. Had an ingrown toenail years ago and that was misery - even getting the toe nail removed meant weeks of cleaning and bandaging, for a fucking toe nail! Had a brief phase of bowel spasms - it's really weird as it slowly but steadily creeps up on you and if you've had it once you know you're in for a solid half hour of pain.
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    I've only watched him in two games (both against us) so it makes me well qualified to count him as my favourite footballer who has ever lived.
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    I can't believe the fair folk at Goodison Park would behave in such a way. There'll be some polite applause and much joviality.
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    I really can't be arsed with the news and gossip next season if he's going to run his contract down. He'll be getting linked to all sorts of twat clubs. Would much rather see him given the two year contract which has been mooted, let him cause havoc with Diaz and Nunez and win the lot next season, and THEN leave.
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    'Never gonna use 'em. Never gonna use 'em".
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    Bought him for £35m four years ago, four glorious seasons of mid table mediocrity and a relegation battle, then sell for £50m. What a rollercoaster of shit and money wasting.
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    Son, Kane and Richarlison. An absolute Cunt Off, there.
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    Lest we forget...
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    Hmmm - just where does he get his inside information from? A proper ITK, keeping his cards close to his chest.
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    Charles calls Priti Patel a cunt. Basically.
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    We should buy him and just make him clean the Anfield bogs.
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    We'd better sign him, otherwise I will have wasted about 100 seconds watching clips on YouTube.
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    Really sad. Her first album is brilliant. Sounds like it was some kind of assisted suicide? 'Going out on her terms' and 'transition'.
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    Brilliant. Me and my dad still use these names.
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    "Long balls Larry" haha
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    Nah, I bet it haunts him in his darkest thoughts. Imagine missing the chance to shag Kylie.
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