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Crowd are doing my head in. Who are these bellends shouting shoot every time he gets the ball?

We all saw how quickly they changed when they got a sniff of money - "slapping money on the table" etc. Proper Tory stuff.

31,000 dead Ukrainian soldiers but the main victim has been Everton.

When's the 6 Point Deduction trophy parade?

They'll go bust soon anyway. They're on borrowed time.

He's right though - trophies are none of Everton's business. Silverware doesn't cross the mind of the average Blue. Why would it? Winning is a strange and distant land for them. They see trophies like a cat might see a ball of tin foil - a peculiar and shiny unknowable object. If they saw a trophy they wouldn't know what it is. They'd be like early man gathering around the alien monolith in 2001 a Space Odyssey.

What a Colossus.

Blues watching us on telly...

He didn't look him in the eye or say anything to him. And rightly so.

Bit harsh on your daughter and her mate.

What about poor Chilly, the lad was really really tired!!!

Who gives a shit about the world cup? Enzo should have been dragged off by his manager for trying to score a backheel when he had two teammates to pass to. Deserves to be laughed at.

Sky telling me they're sticking a tenner on my TV/phone and broadband bill. Cheeky cunts put the price up in September as well. Ringing them tomorrow to cancel. I used to have a firestick but I got tired of doing updates and losing signal especially when the kids just wanted something to watch, which is why I've persevered with Sky - I don't like being beholdent to streaming and the internet. Might go with a mix of Freeview and now tv. Fuck sake.

Fingers crossed

Chelsea's billion pound squad - their main tactic was to counter attack. What a load of cowardly shite.

Hope this cunt gets home and finds his missus shagging Pat Mustard from Father Ted. Bullet definitely dodged.

Is Mark Chapman on lithium? He's half asleep.

Cole Palmer is a cross eyed gozzy manc inbred twat.

Christ, what a bunch of cheating cryarsing cunts this Chelsea team is.

Neville still pushing the Chelsea underdog message. Never mind that half the Liverpool team have got school tomorrow.

Well, he's getting his wish.

Fuck off Carragher you absolute prick

Are the pundits not allowed to constructively criticise the officials? Can't be daring to besmirch the product.